detectivehole
detectivehole
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detectivehole · 3 hours ago
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"Duke Nukem Forever"? my friend you must know that's not possible. Duke Nukem for a very long time perhaps. but no, not forever
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detectivehole · 3 hours ago
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i think tumblr is too harsh on "unfunny reblogs" and that people should feel more willing and be more free to add harmless commentary to their reblogs. it's good for the posting ecosystem, and sometimes they will be winners. simultaneously, i do remove unfunny reblog additions from posts when reblogging them, yes. these can coexist. i simply ignore things online that i don't like
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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specifications of the biohazard and ionizing radiation warning symbols from the 1974 federal register
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detectivehole · 3 hours ago
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ppl on craigslist are always trying to give away roosters
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detectivehole · 4 hours ago
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fragrantica's owner is so ass 😭 she just panic launched a giveaway for trump perfume (in the middle of the night?).. she was fuminggggg the announcement barely makes any sense
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she doesn't even have anything positive to say about the actual perfume, she called it generic? (or at least i think she was trying to call it generic?)
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detectivehole · 1 day ago
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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
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detectivehole · 1 day ago
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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!
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omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!
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detectivehole · 1 day ago
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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post
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detectivehole · 1 day ago
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"Desperate, hungry people in Gaza continue to face the inhumane choice of either starving to death or risk being killed while trying to get food,” UN spokesperson Thameen al-Kheetan said in Geneva.
” But here in Gaza… we no longer speak of choices — because we no longer have any,” This is what @zinaanqar16 father told me
Ahmed, a father of four, sits helplessly as his infant daughter cries without tears — her mother has no milk left, and hope has vanished from his eyes.
He told me:
"If I stay, I die with them in silence. If I go out, I may die alone. But I can’t bear to watch them starve and do nothing." He’s not asking for a dignified life — just a piece of bread to extend his children's lives by one more day. Just one can of baby formula… to keep his daughter from dying slowly.
In Gaza, fatherhood means offering your body to feed your children. It means becoming a potential martyr just to bring home a sip of water. It means walking into death — only to delay the death of those you love.
What kind of world is this? What conscience allows a people to be trapped between starvation and fire?
Save those who remain in Gaza… before silence becomes a mass death certificate. Please donate help Zeina’s Family
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detectivehole · 1 day ago
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i collected porcelain dolls as a child and though they've been in storage for years and i've thought i should sell them off for years i've always been hesitant. however, im sure the ebay haunted doll community would take good care of them...
i've spent a lot of time on haunted objects ebay because ghosts aren't real which means every description is just novice horror fiction + it's trying to sell you something. there's nothing quite like an ebay haunted object description
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detectivehole · 1 day ago
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i've spent a lot of time on haunted objects ebay because ghosts aren't real which means every description is just novice horror fiction + it's trying to sell you something. there's nothing quite like an ebay haunted object description
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