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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

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Taylor Swift, The Life of a Showgirl: "It's Frightening" || Twin Peaks, S02 E02, "Coma"

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Artist : https://x.com/BA2_ML

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i'm at the combination bob ross baseball sailor moon

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I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

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every day british actors wake up and think to themselves fuckkkkk i HAVE to help the incredibly bigoted woman make more money so she can funnel it into killing trans people i have to do it bro if i don't do it i will die

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Someday he’ll be gone for good. Someday we’ll be able to watch a whole newscast and read an entire newspaper or magazine without seeing his face or even hearing his name mentioned once. Someday the people’s house will no longer be a gaudily gilded monument to an insatiable ego. Someday the cult of personality will be over and there will be no demigod for the true believers and professional sycophants to worship and be protected by. This will happen in our lifetime. It will.

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One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.

Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.

Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.

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judge: counsel

me: yes

judge: what did we say about singing in the courtroom

me: dont do it

judge: right

me: but your honor

judge: no

me: if you SUBPOENA COLADA

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The year is 2025. The public bathroom AI genital scanner has called the police on you while you’re pissing because the AI was trained off of Reddit furry porn and doesn’t recognise human genitalia

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Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

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"Fantasy authors don't know how long a thousand years is!!!!!! Knock a zewo off the end!!!!!!!111!!!1" Did you know that it's never too late to learn whimsy and joy

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The Vulcan children's hospital recently redecorated. I'm not convinced they chose the most logical option

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More cool aspen facts:

individual aspens are either male or female, and Pando is male!

Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees

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Our live shows are the beating heart of Night Vale—strange nights of theater that bring our little town to life. See you there! Ticket and tour information: https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live