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THE IDEAS YOU RECEIVE FROM CHEESE CANNOT SAVE YOU

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Here’s the problem with the goddamn X-Men: their arch-enemy is a guy who can control metal with his brain. “I hate all of you,” Tony says, once Wolverine manages to slice Tony’s dented helmet open like a sardine can.

Tony has a problem with some of their allies’ enemies (chp. 1)

Semaphore by DevilDoll (AO3) Avengers (Marvel Movies) – Explicit – Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark #Alternate Universe #Post Chitauri Invasion #Avengers Mansion #Depression #Jokes about Suicide #Slow relationship development #Mutual Pining #Sex #Inexperienced Sex/First Times

“I’m trying to like you, Tony. You’re just making it very hard.” Steve Rogers/Tony Stark

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Is this some kind of joke to you??? That may be a grilled cheese by the letter of the law, but in your heart you know that’s a lie. This makes a mockery of all that grilled cheese and tomato soup stand for.

COUNTERPOINT: several years ago for my birthday party I did an all finger food menu and one of the options was little glasses of tomato soup with crispy slices of grilled cheese sandwiches laid across the top. It looked pretty much like that picture and it was the most popular thing at the party and everyone who knows how much I love grilled cheese thought it was a perfect and adorable party food at a party for me. People still bring it up.

So not a joke at all! More like a thing a lot of people fondly associate with me and I think that’s pretty awesome. ❤️🧀🍞

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First look at Jason Reitman’s ‘SATURDAY NIGHT’, a film about the opening night of SNL, starring:

• Gabriel LaBelle as Lorne Michaels

• Dylan O’Brien as Dan Aykroyd

• Cory Michael Smith as Chevy Chase

• Lamorne Morris as Garrett Morris

• Rachel Sennott as Rosie Shuster

• Ella Hunt as Gilda Radner

• Matt Wood as John Belushi

(Source: t.co/rCgW8059ef)

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#dylan o'brien what is this??? 😱

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ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

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Jeff Gillooly. Tommy Lee. Donald Trump. I’m convinced SebStan is choosing his roles simply as a game of fandom chicken where he’s trying to see just how far he can go before all the degenerates on this site finally bail on him.

Little does he know…

Sorry to speak this into existence but the fanfic that’s going to be written for this movie might just be the discourse catalyst strong enough to destroy this site

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It’s probably terrible but I want it

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On this day in 44 BCE a group of peaceful Roman Senate tourists were unjustly blamed for the assassination of Julius Caesar by antifa

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He slumped back into the cushions and stared at the ceiling. “I can’t believe this is happening.” “You’d be surprised how often I hear that,” Tony said. It sounded like he was smiling. “Not really,” Steve said. He knew Tony well enough.

Steve and Tony (chp. 1)

Love among the Hydrothermal Vents by DevilDoll (AO3) Avengers (Marvel Movies) – Explicit – Steve Rogers/Tony Stark #Alternate Universe #Fake/Pretend Relationship #Stalking #Pining #Misunderstandings #Tentacles (non-sexual)

In which Namor has a thing for Steve, an octopus has a thing for Tony, and Steve and Tony eventually have a thing for each other.

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I am so sorry to hear about Logan! 💔

Thank you so much. I’m glad he’s not suffering anymore but I miss him terribly. 😔

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When Dylan O'Brien finally puts those cheeks on the big screen

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Logan 1997 - 2024 💔

He was ours for 20 of his 27 years and it wasn’t nearly long enough.

Like my mom said, he was a gentleman and once in a while the red devil. 😂

May he spend the afterlife finally nuzzling those baby geese he was so taken with but never could get close to no matter how much he tried.