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rodrick's "so fucking hungry but won't say shit" look fr
#belly hort <:0 feed him#lil sucky suck never hurt nobody#dont ask him about his growling stomach its best if you both ignore it
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time to press on this mysterious leg bruise so hard i get a little lightheaded about it
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1950s Acme boots.
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you don’t need to play dumb with me. i like you better when you’re smart.

rodrick's got the scars to prove that being smart was never an option. the pinprick's of off-colored, thin-as-needles scars that spatter around his lips proof of the corruption that childhood wrought; the combination of uncut nails and a hearty backhand enough to brand him stupid for as long as he lived. but he was dead now. and yet he still sits there, lip - locked and still slightly smiling, unsure of himself. always unsure of himself.
the preacher lowers his head slightly, his head and hat turning as he kisses his teeth and lets his eyes fall to the floor. still smiling, kinda unsure of what will transpire if he stops. ❛ shit — jus' rare to, uh. yanno, meet someone that can hold a conversation. where a'come from, the people don' - they don' listen. s'a struggle t'get a word in edge-wise. n'if it ain't no use to em', well. might as well be that y'ain't said anything at all. ❛
if eye contact is hard for rodrick, it doesn't show. he lifts his eyes to doriano's face and peer's so intently that he has to remind himself to blink. so he does, thrice in quick succession before he's exhaling and relaxing into his chair; chest pushing outwards a bit, his hips reangling themselves. ❛ life's a lot easier when people think yer' stupid. 'specially when yer' big. people don' trust y'as much if they think yer' gotta brain. humans, yanno, they're uh. they're fear based. instinctual. they know the difference between the dog that guards em' n'the dog that bites their ankles t'keep em in line. n'i ain't never been much of a disciplinarian. ❛
#withcruelty#something sexy about a man comparing himself to a dog#a priest no less#you know he's got that thang on him (collar because he's an obedient guardian dog)#just now realizing doriano is the same height as rodrick. i think having a friend whose the same height as you can be so intimate.#they can share clothes.#outfit swaps#preacher mail: signed sealed delivered !
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♤ ❛ 𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐑 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑. ❜ ♤
𝘛𝘈𝘓𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘍𝘖𝘙𝘓𝘠𝘐𝘕𝘎. independent & selective portrayal of john constantine, blue-collar occult detective & con man, from vertigo's hellblazer + dc's swamp thing comics. anti-milligan, azzarello-critical, heavy headcanon influence. beloathed by oxly, 27, they / them, PST. ( est. 2014, resurrected 2023. )
𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏: living behind masks, deadly reputation, betraying your friends, the cost of doing business, my guilt will not purify me, unbroken cycles, beating the odds, laughing at the devil, standing in your own way.
includes canon-typical horror elements / dark themes / triggering content / explorations of trauma & mental illness. please read rules before following.
#oxly is what you call an oldby :^) ten years dude! congrats on the old man getting older.#the congregation. 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒.
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hi like this for memes in ur inbox?
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The Rape Poems, Frances Driscoll
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i have (1) more old man vampire oc coming......you should all consider playing vampire barbies with me
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me convincing you to play vampire barbies with me

thanks to @devilmass, i think we need a vampire hotd/asoiaf verse...
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true blood was genius for putting their blood in beer bottle's. because yes. that's rodrick's aesthetic. he wants to continue to sit on the porch and chug back a cold one but he can't. because all the cold ones are warm ones. and they scream when you bite them.
#he was made to be sprawled out on the porch with a beer bottle lazily hanging from his fingers#maybe a smoke stuck on his lip while he bums around at 3 am#shorts. cowboy boots. hat. wife pleaser.
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"I don't like this anymore."

❛ — THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD. ❛
❛ — keep scrubbin' ! ❛
#thatprettylittlething#have you seen holes. not hole. but holes.#because that's what your ask reminded me of#“im tired of this grandpa” “THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD. KEEP DIGGING.”#what are they doing? scrubbing gravestones? is he involving her in choring#and how did he manage that#XD#lydia said i wanna meet the hot priest and live my fleabag dream and he just. put her to work.#preacher mail: signed sealed delivered !
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Return from burial, La Martinique, 1986 - by Françoise Huguier (1942), French
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twilight oc incoming,,,,,,hahaha 😄
#its 2025 and im about to bust the twilight fandom open like a ripe peach#volturi oc........old man.....catholic.....you know me!!!#im doing things. im cooking.
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loved midnight mass
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Are you nice? Do you smile to men the street? Do you politely wait for your turn to speak? Do you step back to let the people who really know what they’re talking about take the floor? Do you help out? Do you help out, or do you sacrifice yourself? Are you nice? Are you a martyr? Are you nice, or are you putting yourself last? Are you of service, or do you take your own desires as afterthoughts? Do you think your worth hinges on how palatable you are? Are you nice, or are you quiet? Are you nice, or are you afraid? Are you making yourself invisible? Are you trying to pass as unthreatening? Are you nice?
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