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PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

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Peaceful protest ain't working. Start throwing bricks.

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That one line in 2econd 2ight 2eer but its luci/thdph

"The devil made me do it, but I also kinda wanted to"

What do we think, chat. Do we fw it

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they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost

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YAYY Awesome. Amazing

Happy yaoi day can we kiss and be really annoying about it

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Oh ABSOLUTELY. Come're

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come get yalls red devil duo

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I... Do not have ibuprofen. You look adorable like that, though. Where'd you get that plushie of me?

*It crouched over where devil was laying*

- @the-stars-eclectic

Gahhhhh..

*She didn't even try hiding her weak smile or stopping their tail from wagging so aggressively that it sounded like someone stomping.*

Piss off mate!!

*He laughed breathily.*

Cute aint the word I would've chosen.. I look like shitt

*They struggle to push themselves up and into a sitting position against the fence before shielding the mini Soul with his soiled Hawaiian shirt and turning away from their spouse to throw up and shiver violently.*

Fffffuck me, man. Ueghhh..

'M fine... don't stress about it.

*He sighs and slumps against the fence with exhaustion, and rubs his head to try and remember anything at all.*

*(She would rather be leaning against Soul, but nausea is kicking her ass... and not to mention., she's tied to a fence like a dog. He can't really move far without breaking his necklace.)*

... Mm.. Right-

Th.. the plushy....

*At least his tail is wagging again.*

Someone gave me it some time ago.... dunno who.. I just,,,,, anonymously got this one day..

I even-

*She shifted to get a little more comfortable.*

kept it perfectly clean n preserved as ya see it now. Rrrright on the bedside "table."

*He holds it out to Soul.*

*His face gets a little redder (if that's even possible), and Soul knows that devilish grin he has when he's about to say something uncharacteristically kind and endearing for a devil from hell with the intent to fluster him.*

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Woke up to scrap sending me a water cooler png 40 times. Fucking hell mate

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Fuck. Finally. It's my time again

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..why are you tied to a fence, devil.

Also you forgot this. *Throws the soul plushie at em*

- @the-stars-eclectic

(sorry we lost hella motivation for the other RP </3 you get our silly) <- ooc

ATLAS love of mylfie my partner my spouse my dearest pleaseeeeeee help meeee.???,

Also I had a few shots of the strongest alcohol to exist. .. Just a few.. *lying*

Idk what drunk me could've possibly done. For this to happen. My Hawaiian shirt...... ☹️

*He holds the soul plushy pathetically while laying on the ground, hardly moving*

Do you have any ibuprofen by chance....

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I DON'T KNOW. I have NO IDEA what drunk me did to get tied to a fence

Funniest prank to pull on evil ass teenagers imo is to have them google me and look at my obituary

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You get a kick out of this. Freak. u are the worst

Also do you have free time anywhere between now and rightnow

*image of Devil tied to a fence like a dog and struggling to even lift her head to look at their phone*

Can yi also bring ibuprofen and a beer

Funniest prank to pull on evil ass teenagers imo is to have them google me and look at my obituary

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*He wakes up with a groan. He can't tell if the sun's setting or rising and the headache made every thought hurt*

Damn. What. Why the hell am I..??? Tied. To a fence???? What do I look like some kinda dog.. ugh

Hands you a shot of the strongest fucking acholol on earth

Oh fuckin HELL YEAH. This is PREMIUM death liquid

Thanks mate

*He takes the shot immediately.*

*..............*

... Damn. You werebt kiddinf

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2 drafts I just remembered that were meant to be posted ages ago

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what the hell mate. What'd I do to you 😭

Funniest prank to pull on evil ass teenagers imo is to have them google me and look at my obituary

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Hands you a shot of the strongest fucking acholol on earth

Oh fuckin HELL YEAH. This is PREMIUM death liquid

Thanks mate

*He takes the shot immediately.*

*..............*

... Damn. You werebt kiddinf

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UM?? RUDE? Excuse you I AM cool??? but Yeah I've done that when they've stolen my pot.

Funniest prank to pull on evil ass teenagers imo is to have them google me and look at my obituary