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His Cheesiest Pick Up Line (TVD/TO)

∫ S T E F A N • S A L V A T O R E ∫

“Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”

∫ D A M O N • S A L V A T O R E ∫

“Do you still believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

∫ K L A U S • M I K A E L S O N ∫

“Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.”

∫ E L I J A H • M I K A E L S O N ∫

“Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at all the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.”

∫ K O L • M I K A E L S O N ∫

“I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”

∫ A L A R I C  • S A L T Z M A N ∫

“There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and it’s your last name.”

∫ J E R E M Y • G I L B E R T ∫

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.”

∫ T Y L E R • L O C K W O O D ∫

“I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”

∫ M A T T • D O N O V A N ∫

“I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.”

∫ E N Z O • ∫

“Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.”

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And two makes four - Dean Winchester x Reader - Part 2

Title: And two makes four

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Word Count: Around 5,000

Warnings: Minor season 12 spoilers

Summary: After Mary left Dean has not been able to cope well with it. He’s shut down everyone, including the people that loved him most, as the fear that they would too soon leave him got bigger. You want to do something but you know that for that to happen your twin daughters need to be able to crack through his walls first and make him losen up. But the result is something nobody would ever expect.

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“Mommy?” Sam’s tiny voice asked you, bringing you back from your thoughts.

“Yes baby?” you asked, glancing at her sitting on her bed and played with her favorite stuffed moose that Sam had bought her on her first birthday.

“Why is daddy sad?” she asked ever-so-innocently but it actually hurt you all the more. If you told Dean so he would have denied it but he could certainly not hide from the girls.

“Daddy is not sad, sweetheart.” you said, focusing back on Sam’s hair that she had asked you to braid.

“But he is.” Sam spoke up, turning her head slightly to look at you.

“Sweetie” you sighed “It is a long story and you are too young to understand. Please, don’t press further into it yeah?”

They both looked at you for a few moments before nodding their heads and looking away. Silence fell amongst the three of you for a few moments until-

“I hate seeing daddy sad.” Mary mumbled with a small pout and you let out a sad long sigh for yourself.

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Imagine falling in love with Dean, one of your father's knights, and him fighting to win your hand because he feels the same.

“Do you need help with that?” your voice was soft, the only indication of your presence at the moment which made the knight jump in his place.

A small wince left his lips and his hand immediately went to his abdomen where you saw a few droplets of blood. But as soon as he took notice of you being there the bandages fell from his hands and he took a step back. He swallowed thickly, his adam’s apple moving in an almost distracting way and you offered him a small smile.

“Princess” he said in a low and thick voice.

“I’m sorry, did I startle you?” you asked softly and he took in a breath, clearing his throat.

“No uh, no your majesty. I merely was… tending to some wounds.” he gave you a small smile that fluttered soon and you gave him a nod “Do you need my assistance or-”

“No” you cut him off, shaking your head “No, I only wanted to… see you. I realized that you were wounded in some way and now I see that it is serious.” your brows furrowed as you glanced at it. He followed your gaze but in the end shook his head.

“You shouldnt bother yourself with this, my princess.” he insisted but you sighed, giving him a look.

You didn’t say anything, you merely held his gaze and walked towards him. You saw Dean swallow thickly once more as step after step you got closer to him. He almost felt his heart jump out of his chest, and the fact that the tent was so big didn’t help at all in his situation.

“Sit” you said softly but he couldn’t find it in himself to move “Dean” you offered him a kind smile “Please, sit.” you glanced at the makeshift bed he was previously sitting on and this time he obliged.

Still keeping the smile on your lips you bent down and picked the bandages that had fallen from his hands. You got up and glancing for a moment at him you focused your eyes on the gash on his abdomen. It was stitched, from what you could through Dean’s fingers, and only now some fresh blood was running.

“I’ll need to clean it again just a little, alright?” you asked and he gave you a weak nod, his eyes not leaving you.

“But princess-” he spoke only for a moment “You shouldn’t-”

“Dean, no.” you breathed out, cutting him off “I know how to do this. I have taken lessons. Plus… I want to.” you said softly, giving him a smile and swallowing he nodded his head again. So you did as you said, Dean only making a small noise here and there.

“I’m sorry if this is hurting you.”

“No, it is alright.” he said in a rough voice “But- my princess-” he let a small sigh “What are you doing here?”

A small smile formed on your lips as Dean waited for an answer. You looked up from the wound to lock eyes with his and gave him a full smile “I love it when you call me your princess.” you whispered and Dean took in a sharp breath, his eyes almost going wide. He blinked and looked away from you, clearing his throat.

“Are you not the princess?” he asked, giving you a weak smile at which you only raised an eyebrow.

You sighed “That I am.” you couldn’t hide the disappointment in your voice and Dean’s own face fell as he looked down.

“You looked really determined today.” you breathed out in a soft voice, breaking the silence that had surrounded you.

Dean’s eyes focused on your face for a moment before he let a soft smile rest on his lips “That I was.” he whispered, holding his breath for a moment until he heard a chuckle leave your lips.

“You got really hurt though.” you said, worry lacing your features.

“Would be worth it.” he mumbled, his eyes focusing on your fingers working delicately on the bandages now.

“What?” you whispered “What would it be worth it? What could ever be worth you getting hurt?”

“Don’t you know?” he asked back just as softly and you chuckled, nodding your head.

“Maybe. Maybe not.” you whispered but said nothing more as you focused on tending to his wounds.

“Your majesty.” he said hesitantly “You know you shouldn’t be here.”

“Nobody can forbid me of that. As you said I am the princess.” you shrugged “I want to be here? I shall be. I want to tend to my knight’s wounds?… I shall tend to your wounds.”

“And your father?” he breathed out and you chuckled.

“My father couldn’t keep back from doing what I wanted when I was a little kid, much less now.”

“I suppose so.” he breathed out and you nodded your head, not saying anything more until-

“You were quiet determined yourself.” you whispered and he frowned, tilting his head to the side.

“Today, I mean.” you whispered, finally looking at him “You didn’t stop for a moment.” you said, recalling how he fought. How he kept his jaw clenched and fought back with everything he had.

“As I said, would be worth it.” he whispered and you let a smile rest on your lips, your eyes casting down. You had to keep yourself from staring at his bare chest, let alone ran your fingers all over it. The skin looked so smooth it was practically tempting you.

“Am I Dean?” you breathed out, feeling your heart clench inside your chest but in the good way.

“Everything for you.” he whispered, taking hold of your hand and kissing back of it, holding it tenderly in his “My princess”

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Where It All Began (College AU) Masterpost

A College!AU where Dean, the quarterback for the school’s football team is best friends with an English Major who inspires to become a teacher after college. After almost four years of being by each others side something shifts in their relationship.

A 30 part series.

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IMAGINE PROMPTS

1: “Please don’t leave me. I’m a work in progress but I’m trying.”

2: “Do you know who I am?” “You’re a monster.”

3: “You know, you’re really cute when you sleep.”

4: “If I could go back and do it all over, I would. Anything to get you back.”

5: “You’re gorgeous. This doesn’t change my opinion of you.”

6: “If you ever touch her again, I swear, you will wish all I did was hit you.”

7: “Stop tickling me before I rip your fingers off!”

8: “Rings on or off, baby?”

9: “I need you in every shape of the word. I need you emotionally, physically and at this exact moment, sexually too.”

10: “Stay away from me!”

11: “You are not wearing that out. I will rip it off of you.”

12: “How about I take you under the table right now, with my fingers?” “My parents are coming!” “Guess you’ll have to be quiet then..”

13: “New plan: we keep her alive and sell her organs. You can get a lot of money for kidneys.” “No! You weren’t supposed to kidnap her in the first place! Take her back, now.”

14: “So you’re saying you don’t want to have sex with me?”

15: “You disobeyed me.” “I know but-“ “No buts- you deliberately disobeyed me.”

16: “You could have gotten yourself killed!” “But.. I didn’t?”

17: “He’s the opposite of friendly. He’s unfriendly. As in, don’t be friends with him.”

18: “What did I say?” “You told me to behave.” “What did you do?” “The exact opposite.”

19: “Honestly, I only ask for your help because it’s so cute when you try.”

20: “You know, you’re adorable when you’re mad.” “I can literally kill you.”

21: “Hey, I know being evil is kind of your thing and all, but do you think you could like, not, for just a few days. I’m exhausted. I havent slept in like three days because i’ve been kept up with your schemes. I have three assignments due and you’re not helping. Do you think you could give me a break, just this once?”

22: “That was a great ‘being a hero’ speech, why are you telling me, the bad guy, it?”

23: “Why do you have a basketball? What is a basketball going to do?!” “It’ll hit you!”

24: “You need to sleep.” “Fuck no!” “You can sleep willingly or I can choke you until you pass out. You’ll enjoy either.”

25: “This is the person that took everything from me and I can’t let them take you too.”

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Damon Salvatore Masterlist

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My full masterlist: My Babies

Smut:

Road Trip Tease – Damon takes you on a nice road trip full of teasing.

I Have You – AU, where Damon (human) is in highschool and finally notices the tiny you.

Take It All Out – Damon goes mad and takes it all out on you.

Baby Daddy – Damon being turned into human for a day.

Impatient  – Stefan walking in on Damon and reader during Damon’s Birthday

Piece of Cake – Baking with Damon

You Are Home – (angsty, fluffy) Damon finding his home but there’s never a happy ending

I Can Hear You – You catch Damon Masturbating in the bathroom

Revenge Served Hot – (fluffy) Damon and you had an argument resulting you to wearing lingerie around the house to mess with him

Too Long – Damon finds you moaning his name after he’s been gone

Red Riding Hood – Your are the grown up red riding hood.

Be With Me – Damon cannot bear the thought of you with Lucien (Lucien x Reader as well)

Foggy – steamy shower with Damon

All Is Forgiven – (angsty, fluffy) You and Damon fought and you walked out.

Sex You – strip teasing for Damon

Through the Phone – phone sex with Damon

Prom – Damon convinces you to go to Prom and you two get a bit flustered

Happy New Year! – Damon and you have sex on new year’s eve night (this has Steroline)

Need Any Help – (fluffy) plus sized!reader x Damon where reader is caught pleasing herself by Damon himself.

Taste of Immortality – (fluffy) You grew up with the Salvatores and falling for Damon

Frisky – Human!Damon 1864!Damon I mean what else can I say?

Baby It’s Cold Outside – sex in front of the fireplace

This Isn’t About Me – Birthday smut ;)

Please, Professor – Au!Damon and you break the sexual tension with professor

Let’s… Party? – Sexual tension during a party so you do it in an empty room

Stop It – Damon touching you in public so you gotta home and yeah

Passing Time – Damon distracting you as you studied

Finders Keepers – Damon being your first

Intertwined – Au!-ish Damon being tall and reader being small and might get lost in big crowds

Me, You Dick – t’s a long as story where reader is a necromancer and the last part’s pretty much the smut lol

Moving On – when Elena died, things just changed for the ‘mystic gang’ and the reader

It Has Always Been You – Damon just wanted to take his mind of off the doppelgängers [first smut posted]

Fluff:

Being Helpful – Damon helps reader with transitioning

I Will Always Protect You  – Shy reader being liked by Klaus and dating Damon and Damon being protective over her.

Wars – (angsty) Damon meeting you during the War and your future with him.

I’ll Get You – Damon wins you over by being sweet

A Reason – You come back to Mystic Falls to see everyone gone but Damon.

Tortured – (angsty) Julian tortures you and turns you before Damon can save you

Happy Valentine’s Day – (fluff, implied smut) Spending Valentine’s Day with Damon

The Art of Persuasion – (fluff) you’re playing hard to get when you met him

Our Forever – (fluff) Spending forever with Damon

Series:

Extracurricular Activities – Your sexual rendezvous with your boyfriend, Damon, in school premises or what not

Class Work – (smut)

Homework – (smut)

Keep Quiet, Please – (smut) 

Cheer Practice – (smut)

Little Damon – (fluff) Damon and your baby together

Little Damon.. Number Two? – (fluff)

Distracted – (smut) hunter!reader x Damon where she distracts Damon

Behave (Distracted Part Two) – (smut) Damon meets reader’s family, this is a crossover ;)

I’ll Make Love To You – (smut) You have a nightmare and you have your first with him

I’ll Make Love To You (Part Two) – (smut) hide and seek and car sex

I’ll Make Love To You (Part Three) – (smut) first time face sitting

I’ll Make Love To You (Part Four) – (smut) Damon massages you

Caught – (smut) You caught him pleasing himself

Caught (Part Two) – (smut) angry sex

Caught (Part Three) – (smut) drunk sex

Imagines: 

Jealous You

My Princess

Jealousy

Beautiful Sound

Eavesdropping

Can I Have This Dance

The Birds and The Bees

Mixing It Up

Meet My Boyfriend

Right Away

Revealed

Anger Management

Pet Names

Your Aid

Eye Trick

Morning and Nights (Damon x Reader) and (Dean x Reader) not related at all.

Unlikely

It’s On

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Part One: Head Games. (Taxi Driver S08E19)

Episode Summary: Sam, Dean and the reader respond to a call from a terrified Kevin who claims to hear Crowley’s voice in his head. Also with the good news that he’s discovered the second trial from the tablet—rescue an innocent soul from hell. The reader has to team up with a reaper named Ajay to complete the task, meanwhile the boys get a visit from the angel Naomi. But when things go awry, Dean must find Benny and ask him for a huge favor. Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader Word Count: 7,773.

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Supernatural Masterlist

M A S T E R L I S T

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DEAN

DEMON AND THE DAME | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4💦 | Part 5 | Part 6💦 | Part 7

YOU | Part 1💦 | Part 2💦 | Part 3💦

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Buried Secrets: Masterlist

Series Summary: You’ve been hunting with the Winchesters for years. Unbeknownst to them, your feelings towards them extend a little past friendship. Little do they know, you’re a witch. With the threat of the Darkness looming and divisive discoveries tearing you apart from within, you wonder if, maybe, some secrets are better left buried.

Pairing: Dean x Reader x Sam love triangle (female reader)

General Warnings: angst, swearing, canon-typical violence, smut, alcohol consumption

Tags for this series are open! Let me know if you’d like to be tagged in any upcoming parts!

Part One: Buried Secrets

Part Two: Serendipity

Part Three: Way Too Good

Part Four: The Other Shoe

Part Five: Breaking Point

Part Six: Shortcut **contains smut**

Part Seven: Figure It Out

Part Eight: Coming Soon!

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Unusual Series – Part 1

Tittle: Hello, Goodbye.

Pairings: Dean x OFC

Characters: Dean Winchester, Katherine Pierce, Sam Winchester

Summary: The Winchesters found her in Crowley’s supernatural prison guarded by a dozen of demons. Keeping her as leverage without even knowing she’s the big key everyone is looking for. This story takes place on season 6.

Parts: Prologue

A/N: FINALLY PART 1 OF MY NEW LONG SERIES! Thanks for the love on the prologue and Behind The Story which is going to be a “irl series” combined with this story since the actress!reader character is Katherine. I really hope y’all like this part. Please let me know what y’all think? 

*Italics are her memories*

Words: 1700+

THANKS FOR READING ♥

You could feel the lack of strength in your body and this is not your usual state. Slowly you flutter your eyes open and looked down to the wounds on your stomach. The only question that crossed your head was “Why haven’t I healed by now?” Your eyes ran through your tied wrists and ankles, to your surroundings of what it seems like a jail’s cell. The door cracked open, revealing a man with dark hair and bear standing in the way.

“Good, you’re awake” he spoke with a British accent.

You narrow eyes glare at the stranger with rage, as you say, “Who the hell are you?”

“Crowley, King of Hell.” Crowley smirked devilish.

“Crowley?” you scoffed, somewhere between shocked and amused, “The punk ass demon from the crossroads?”

He smirked proudly, looking up for a second before glancing down at me saying, “Great – you know who I am.”

“And you must know who am I.” your voice cracked looking for strength

“Of course darling, I need a location from you, since none of your little brothers are cooperating with me lately.” Crowley glared at you, “Where’s Purgatory?”

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                      Silence.

                           That was all                         she could hear.

                        Complete  and                          utter s i l e n c e .

   No rustling of leaves, no breaking of twigs beneath the hooves of nearby deer, nothing. 

                 And that was the scariest part.

      She knew she had to run. She knew she  had to get  away from the monsters that she had  grown  so  close to..one  of them being  the  man  that  she  had  fallen  in  love  with.

                Her darling Lord Elijah was in truth nothing    but  a  lying,   murderous,   hateful

                               ..monster

Her whole world had shattered into nothing but  fear  and pain  and betrayal at learning what the  Lord Niklaus  had planned for her.

                  Running                       and                                 running                                   and                                              running                                                 and—-

    She tried to still her breath as she heard  quiet footsteps around her and the rustling of    leaves    and    hushed,     quiet   tones.

                          It was Elijah.

               Her heart ached so much                at   his   threatening   tone                and     she    wondered   if               she’d ever recover  from it.

   She might, if she lives to see tomorrow.

{ or the next day,                              or the next day,                                                          or the nex– }

She realized, of course, that she would never be  the   same.   Being   apart  of  a  ritualistic sacrifice planned out by  your  lover does that to you on occasion.

                     Betrayal stings more                 than any poison ever could

                          It changes you —-       molding you into something not human.

                            —–

                       better you die than I. 

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Unusual Masterlist

Summary: The Winchesters found her in Crowley’s supernatural prison guarded by a dozen of demons. Keeping her as leverage without even knowing she’s the big key everyone is looking for. This story takes place on season 6.

Chapters: 

Prologue

Hello, Goodbye. 

We Meet Again. 

Mamma’s Little Helper

Freedom

The Trade

Not A Deal Breaker

Slave The Master

Infernal Hymn

Princess

Purgatory

Well, Hello Winchester.

Wings 

Home Sweet Home

Goodbye, Friend.

Get Back In The Game. 

Hunter In Training. 

Challenge Me. 

Untraveled Thoughts.

Mistakes Were Made

Drunken Mistakes

Let’s Get Medieval

Out of The Friendzone.

The First Case

The Second Trial

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List of all the stories on the blog (May 2017 - )

Masterlist for March / April 2017

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• It Hurts Like Hell

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 -  Part 7 -  Part 8 - Part 9 - Part 10 - Part 11 -  Part 12

Kai kidnaps reader to force the MF gang to give him the 1994 Ascendant.

(The story goes on from there and continues to the present time …) • Roommates (A Prison World Story)  (smut) Reader gets sent to the Prison World where Kai is. They have briefly crossed parts before  and have spend nearly 5 months together in there, over time getting closer and eventually move in together (as friends , things grow from there) … •   Comets Kai shows up in the middle of the night to Reader’s house and they go to see a passing comet. • Forever Reader and Kai are best friends , but both are keeping a secret from the other … •  Just Breath   Y/N and Kai ‘borrow’ Damon’s car for a ride.… •  Family (Bonkai)   Bonnie and Kai are a couple , its been a few years since they had gotten together and now … someone has a surprise ;) •  Frenemies (Part I) - (Part II) - (Part III) - (Part IV) - (Part V) - Part VI - (on going) Reader finds herself in the Prison World with Kai and things are kind of … friendly-ish. •  You’ll Never Be Alone Story begins before the merge , when Kai moves in reader’s apartment building , the second half of the story happens after the merge … •  I’ll Be There For You Reader has suffered a loss and Kai is there for her when she had pushed everyone else away. •  Together Reader is sick and kai takes care of her … (with an twist). •  Don’t Let Me Go Kai and Reader break up and Reader tried to go on with her life even tho she is hurting. Months later she goes out on a date with someone who she thinks is the ideal guy , but things do not work out quite as she had hoped … •   Where Do We Go From Here ? Reader and Kai get out of the prison world and he is worried she will leave him … •   Do You Remember ? Kai and Reader break up and their post break up relationship is rocky until they find a way back to each other. •   All I Want (smut)   Kai stalks Reader who is super annoyed because Kai never stops talking , dropping hints about him being in love with her and one day Reader finds Kai sleeping in her bed … •    Magic Fingers (smut) A prequel of sorts to  Don’t Let Me Go… •  Let Me Take Care Of You Kai is sick and Reader takes care of him … •   First Kiss  - Part II (contains smut) Reader saves Kai’s life and he can’t stop thinking about her afterwards. •   Nightmares Kai is out of town for a few days and when he comes back he finds Reader having a nightmare. •   Scary Movies Kai and Reader are best friends , but both of them are keeping something from the other. •   How I Really Feel (smut) Reader is a part of the MF gang and a which with a different kind of powers. She likes him but Kai doesn’t seem to like her but that’s not exactly true. •   Coffee Kai is summoned at the Salvatore Boarding house by Damon , but Reader is also there and Kai has some feelings for her , unsure what they are. •   Bring Me To Life (smut) Reader is in love with Kai but he ignores it because the feelings he has scare him and is not sure if it’s love. •   Little Things Reader has a bad social anxiety and Kai helps her out of her shell. •   War of Hearts  - (on going) Reader is a Trybrid (witch , werewolf and vampire) and very close with Klaus (like a daughter to him). She ends up in the Prison World where Kai is accidentally , trying to help a friend. •   ‘Til My Heart Stops Kai and Reader are dating and everything seems fine until suddenly he breaks up with her , not giving her a reason why.

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SUPERNATURAL MASTERLIST

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Both Brothers

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