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Sorry I’m eepin

who down to watch pokémon sun and moon w me tonight

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I wanted to brain rot but I lowkey forgot what I wanted to say what

Where’d it gooooooo

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AHHHH IM SO SORRY I SENT TO THE WRONG BLOG 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓

Noooo it’s oki

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PLEASEEEE

Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

Always

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i think calbee fell asleep

Noooooooooooooooo

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Wetting/messing with/without padding during a fight (physical or not)👍👍 > using the boring toilet 👎👎

Real

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I’m assuming ur aro/arospec

Making a tag game cause I can

Rules: post 4 fictional characters you relate to and assume something about the person you reblogged from based on their characters

No pressure tag! @sidneyoftheblackwoods @mqstermindswift @stars-and-birds @zenilvar @forever-chained-to-myself @themidnightarcher @skeelly @thepencilsnameissteve @thislove-taylorsversion @thislifeissweeterthanfiction @swiftieannah @a-pessimistic-swiftie @catastrxblues @jellycanon @what-about-wendy and anyone else who wants to join<3

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(big bang au thoughts)

methinks mista and nara like going over to play video games with richter and annette because they have nothing to do

on richters streaming channel he posts a video

“our italian neighbours play video games with us!!! (they say ‘i cooka da pasta’ NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!)”

he tags the ghost hunting channel and puts narancias soundcloud in the description and when panna wakes up from his nap and check the youtube channel he’s like ‘when did that happen what’

Annette was napping on his lap all stream 😭

they didn’t remember it

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also speaking of yt channels on bruno’s weird fishing channel he invites jotaro to go on a fishing trip with him

(gone wrong cause jotaro is infodumping about the fish bruno just caught while bruno attempts to chop its head off)

“*fish fact*”

“good! Do you want to help fry and cook it?”

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Me after drinking the Tim hortons redbull drink

is it possible to piss so hard you give yourself a hernia

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Paco has a dumb fuckin workout channel

modern sitcom big bang theory type part 5 au hcs because after everything its still you or something

@dhampir-omu-rot please brainrot with me I love these fellows so much

(All agere hcs still apply cause y e s )

As the title suggests its a part 5 modern apartment au

They all have apartments sometimes they share tho

Fugo and mista share an apartment 

Bruno and Leone too

Narancia and Trish live alone

Giorno (freeloader) lives in fugo and Mista’s apartment temporarily but he gets one of his own later so its ok

Fugo and mista have a ghost hunting/ horror content based YouTube channel

Trish and Leone have a makeup channel

Bruno has a one man fishing channel

Narancia has a shitty soundcloud that he posts his shitty freestyle raps on

Also mehtinks Narancia works at Burger King for fun

Trish probably also works at Burger King but part time only (cause she also works part time at the olive garden Bruno frequents)

Did i mention there’s an olive garden Bruno frequents

It’s a few streets down from the building they all live in and Bruno drags everyone there every Sunday

It’s the shitty kind if olive garden that just never has people in it cause there’s a much better olive garden like half an hour away so no one goes to the shitty one 

Trish hates it when Bruno shows up during her shift

He’ll ask for more breadsticks every 2 minutes she swears she doesn’t know where all the fucking breadsticks go once their in Bruno’s possession  

Also about freeloader Giorno i think he’s like an annoying roommate

They dont blame him since he’s just like that but they feel awkward around him sometimes

They dont hate having him around but he’s kinda mildly annoying (AND hard to talk to uses to many big words)

Also he sheds like a dog he has copious amounts of fluffy voluminous blonde hair and it’s everywhere 

Burger King is fun though cause Narancia ropes Mista Fugo and Giorno into joining too and they’ll all get the same shift 

It just turns into one big game of overcooked 

Chaos. Especially during the lunch rush

They’ll try to get the midnight shifts because there’ll be no one around which is good cause they’re all high off their asses (smoked before coming to work)

And if anyone does actually come to the Burger King / drive through at that hour it’s ok cause they’re likely high too

(I think I have like more hcs when they come to me I’ll tell you)

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“We ordered the grimace shake from the dark web “

sir you are lactose intolerant and in a diap

(no one knows that)

modern sitcom big bang theory type part 5 au hcs because after everything its still you or something

@dhampir-omu-rot please brainrot with me I love these fellows so much

(All agere hcs still apply cause y e s )

As the title suggests its a part 5 modern apartment au

They all have apartments sometimes they share tho

Fugo and mista share an apartment 

Bruno and Leone too

Narancia and Trish live alone

Giorno (freeloader) lives in fugo and Mista’s apartment temporarily but he gets one of his own later so its ok

Fugo and mista have a ghost hunting/ horror content based YouTube channel

Trish and Leone have a makeup channel

Bruno has a one man fishing channel

Narancia has a shitty soundcloud that he posts his shitty freestyle raps on

Also mehtinks Narancia works at Burger King for fun

Trish probably also works at Burger King but part time only (cause she also works part time at the olive garden Bruno frequents)

Did i mention there’s an olive garden Bruno frequents

It’s a few streets down from the building they all live in and Bruno drags everyone there every Sunday

It’s the shitty kind if olive garden that just never has people in it cause there’s a much better olive garden like half an hour away so no one goes to the shitty one 

Trish hates it when Bruno shows up during her shift

He’ll ask for more breadsticks every 2 minutes she swears she doesn’t know where all the fucking breadsticks go once their in Bruno’s possession  

Also about freeloader Giorno i think he’s like an annoying roommate

They dont blame him since he’s just like that but they feel awkward around him sometimes

They dont hate having him around but he’s kinda mildly annoying (AND hard to talk to uses to many big words)

Also he sheds like a dog he has copious amounts of fluffy voluminous blonde hair and it’s everywhere 

Burger King is fun though cause Narancia ropes Mista Fugo and Giorno into joining too and they’ll all get the same shift 

It just turns into one big game of overcooked 

Chaos. Especially during the lunch rush

They’ll try to get the midnight shifts because there’ll be no one around which is good cause they’re all high off their asses (smoked before coming to work)

And if anyone does actually come to the Burger King / drive through at that hour it’s ok cause they’re likely high too

(I think I have like more hcs when they come to me I’ll tell you)

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Dragona and Jodio r in the apartment beside them and r they’re annoying neighbours

Dragona has a Yoga vlog channel that Trish likes but is too afraid to tell her

jodio has a reaction channel w Usagi (Dan and Phil esque shenanigans)

modern sitcom big bang theory type part 5 au hcs because after everything its still you or something

@dhampir-omu-rot please brainrot with me I love these fellows so much

(All agere hcs still apply cause y e s )

As the title suggests its a part 5 modern apartment au

They all have apartments sometimes they share tho

Fugo and mista share an apartment 

Bruno and Leone too

Narancia and Trish live alone

Giorno (freeloader) lives in fugo and Mista’s apartment temporarily but he gets one of his own later so its ok

Fugo and mista have a ghost hunting/ horror content based YouTube channel

Trish and Leone have a makeup channel

Bruno has a one man fishing channel

Narancia has a shitty soundcloud that he posts his shitty freestyle raps on

Also mehtinks Narancia works at Burger King for fun

Trish probably also works at Burger King but part time only (cause she also works part time at the olive garden Bruno frequents)

Did i mention there’s an olive garden Bruno frequents

It’s a few streets down from the building they all live in and Bruno drags everyone there every Sunday

It’s the shitty kind if olive garden that just never has people in it cause there’s a much better olive garden like half an hour away so no one goes to the shitty one 

Trish hates it when Bruno shows up during her shift

He’ll ask for more breadsticks every 2 minutes she swears she doesn’t know where all the fucking breadsticks go once their in Bruno’s possession  

Also about freeloader Giorno i think he’s like an annoying roommate

They dont blame him since he’s just like that but they feel awkward around him sometimes

They dont hate having him around but he’s kinda mildly annoying (AND hard to talk to uses to many big words)

Also he sheds like a dog he has copious amounts of fluffy voluminous blonde hair and it’s everywhere 

Burger King is fun though cause Narancia ropes Mista Fugo and Giorno into joining too and they’ll all get the same shift 

It just turns into one big game of overcooked 

Chaos. Especially during the lunch rush

They’ll try to get the midnight shifts because there’ll be no one around which is good cause they’re all high off their asses (smoked before coming to work)

And if anyone does actually come to the Burger King / drive through at that hour it’s ok cause they’re likely high too

(I think I have like more hcs when they come to me I’ll tell you)

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*my big gigantic folder of au craziness that I’ve been saving up from the past few days* soooo first of all I made a whole bunch of silly picrews that I wanna share with you cause I’m obsessed with the art style

The blorbos ❤️❤️❤️❤️ (I think I’ll make a separate post for their hcs, BETTER YET should I make an askblog for this au) (I already can’t cope with the asks on my normal blog what the hell am I talking about)

Leone looks so Eeepy n cranky

pAnna looks like he needs a cuddle

here’s my picrewed. Babi

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hey Freddie wanna hear me yap about my modern/ sitcom/ big bang/ youtuber/ whatever part 5 au 🥺

Yissss

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this little idiot tests pokémon moves on his own body for research he’s so dumb and i couldn’t love him more than i already do

Awwwww

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my guy!!!!! my dude!!!!!!!!!

i love him!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwwww

Silly guy!

here take my baby