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not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

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Hello

Agent 1: Hey hey hey! How are yous?

Agent 2: Sorry for the radio silence. Dey having us pull double duty.

Agent 1: But messages always makes tings better

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Hello! I'm giving you two free tickets to come to my show on the 1st of March! Someone very special is going to debut~ I'd love to see you there! 💕

-with love, @verosikacritical 🤫

Agent 1: Now this is more like it

Agent 2 her music ain’t too bad neither. Gotta make sure the outfits are badass

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 1: We’ll send yous what we have, but it ain’t much

Agent 2: all we do know is that [REDACTED][REDACTED] is a very powerful demon. One of the 7 sins, or so they say.

Hey you two, what do you guys have on demons up there?.. Want to see something but I don't know what's known up there... about us demon folk down here.

- @leviathang--criticizes

Agent 1: We gots lots of information on y’all

Agent 2: No one believes us though…thinks it all doctored

Agent 1: although we have been treated cordially so far down here…

Agent 2: At this point, it’s like what’s the use of no one believes us though

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Hey you two, what do you guys have on demons up there?.. Want to see something but I don't know what's known up there... about us demon folk down here.

- @leviathang--criticizes

Agent 1: We gots lots of information on y’all

Agent 2: No one believes us though…thinks it all doctored

Agent 1: although we have been treated cordially so far down here…

Agent 2: At this point, it’s like what’s the use of no one believes us though

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 2: Hell fuckin yeah

Agent 1:Let’s show that dimbass what us humans can really do!!

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 1: Got turned around in I think Greed?

Agent 2: Dis place confusin…

I think I know where that rich fuck might be hiding but I need someone dumb enough to give me back up.

Hmm…

HEY @dhorkscriticizes WHERE TF ARE YOU?! I KNOW YOURE IN HELL! I CAN SMELL YOUR STENCH THREE RINGS DOWN!

[dhorkscriticizes]

*Loud and Obnoxious Portal noises*

(Both agents stumble into Hell and look around)

Agent 1: Okay so, all we need to do is find out where the birdbrain is

Agent 2: Shouldn’t we do recon first? We going into dis blind and there are hellspawn everywhere *kicks at an imp trying to bite her ankle*

Agent 1: We hafta start somewheres and dis time, we ain’t being taken advantage of. We do know dere are 7 rings and each is color coded, so dere’s a start.

Agent 2: Here. *presses a button on her watch and she transforms into a demon in a flash of light* Disguises. Hurry and put yours on,1

Agent 1: *does the same and shudders* Guess we ain’t got a choice. Let’s go.

[dhorkscriticizes]

Dhorks… could really use your help against Stolass.

Agent 1: Let us boot up our portal and wes be on the way, right 2

Agent 2: Been awhile since we kicked demon ass >:3

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Both of you are human? How delicious delightful!

I need to move a piano but I'm afraid I'll hurt my old back. Could you help me? I'll pay both of you, and maybe you'd want to stay for dinner ^^

Agent 1: What games are ya playin’?

Agent 2: Don’t think we’ll be fooled easily

Agent 1:We know bettah

[dhorkscriticizes]

My man 🥰🥰

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(OOC: ah beans. Force of habit!! Sorry!!)

WHO TF WAS GONNA TELL ME STOLAS ESCAPED PRISON?! I WAS BUSY KILLING TEENAGERS!!

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Agent 1: Looks like our vacation is over 2

Agent 2: Suppose so. Whatever yous need us for, we’re here for yous

WHO TF WAS GONNA TELL ME STOLAS ESCAPED PRISON?! I WAS BUSY KILLING TEENAGERS!!

[dhorkscriticizes]

Agent 2: *relaxing in a beach chair sipping a margarita* Now this is the life, ain’t it 1?

Agent 1:*half asleep in his own beach chair* I’ll say! All expense week long vaycay in the Bahamas. What do you think those hellspawn are doin’?

Agent 2: Who cares? We deserve this 1, and don’t you’d forget it

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Agent 2: yeah we is, but we kinda takin’ a lil vaycay.

Agent 1:Bosses orders. Said we was dealin’ wit too much bullshit in the show

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE AWAKE TOO???? AYYYYYY!!!

Agent 1: We is indeed.

Agent 2: Took us awhile to get tha papahwork signed off on but the Boss thought it was time

[dhorkscriticizes]

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE AWAKE TOO???? AYYYYYY!!!

Agent 1: We is indeed.

Agent 2: Took us awhile to get tha papahwork signed off on but the Boss thought it was time

[dhorkscriticizes]

hello! i saw you interogate demons? i could possibly help you if thats what you would like! (- @tilla-critical )

Agent 1: Ayyyyyyy!! Welcome aboard!!!

Agent 2: Happy to have ya!!!

@tilla-critical