diablose

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aisha : we can’t go shopping for snacks at the 7/11 anymore, i’m a wanted man there

shuai : impossible

shuai : you weren’t even a wanted child

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diablo : why are you looking at me through a fork

chante : I’m imagining you in jail

diablo : why?

chante : it’s spiritually healing

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shuai : it’s dangerous to go alone, take this-

aisha : that’s just your empty hand

shuai : exactly

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ziteng : do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

daeho : they do

ziteng : why did you say that with so much certainty?

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orphic as screenshots from my discord server’s hall of fame

diablo :

chante :

aisha :

shuai :

daeho :

ziteng :

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daeho : that’s ridiculous, diablo doesn’t have a crush on me-

shuai : yes he does

ziteng : yes he does

aisha : yes he does

chante : yes he does

diablo : yes I do

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random fan at airport pushing past security to touch the boys :

yongin : I see you’ve chosen...death

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shuai : you call it ‘really bad at darts’ I call it ‘freestyle acupuncture’

carter : I’m gonna have to ask you to leave

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at diablo’s funeral

shuai : we’re gather here today because someone couldn’t stay alive

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daeho : *sneezes on his balcony*

ziteng on the balcony above him : bless you

daeho : god???

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aisha : this date is boring

chante : this isn’t a date, we’re literally at the store

aisha : then why did you invite me?

chante : I didn’t, I specifically said ‘don’t come with me’ and you said ‘fuck you chante, I’ll do whatever I want’

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ziteng : I wish you could block people in real life

zhennan : you could get a restraining or-

aisha : MURDER!

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daeho : I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. and people are just not hungry

diablo under his breath : I’m starving

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carter : you’re late

chante : i wasn’t even going to come today don’t start

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jaebum : why are you guys up this late?

chante : we-

jaebum : five words or less

aisha, counting on his fingers : we had a fight.

jaebum :

aisha : bitch.

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chante : why is diablo sitting on the dining table?

shuai : you said to satanize all our hard surfaces

chante : I said sanitize-

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ziteng : you can lead a horse to water-

shuai : but you can’t drink a horse