#incorrect kpop texts

[incorrect-straykz]

chan: So, what is jisung to you?

minho: The reason I wake up every morning.

chan: ...That’s adorable.

jisung earlier that morning, barging into minho′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

[one-shared-braincell]

I.N: How do you deal with stress?

Minho: Well I don't go to therapy, but on Saturdays I smoke a lot of weed and give my cat some catnip, and we talk about life. It's basically the same thing.

[full-hd-sun]

mingi, plucking flower petals: yunho loves me

mingi: he loves me not

mingi: he loves me

mingi, plucking the last petal: he loves me not

mingi: :c

yunho, rushing over with his arms full of more flowers: WHO SAID THAT IMMA FIGHT THEM

[minhosimthings]

No one:

Literally no one:

Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*

[incorrecthyunlix]

hyunjin: goodnight, i love you baby

felix: i love you too jinnie

hyunjin:

felix:

hyunjin: we love you too jisung

jisung, sharing a room with them: thanks i was starting to feel a little left out

[yourpostisonpinterest]

@emilyonce

i found your post on pinterest!

[incorrectp1h]

Soul: i'm sick and tired of being called a 'mortal' like, you don't know that. neither do i. i have never died even once! nothing has been proven yet. stop making assumptions. it's rude

[raccoonlord05]

Kevin: The alphabet is terrifying. A bee sea? No thanks we're good.

Jacob: I can’t even articulate how bad this joke is.

[bunnydayss]

*SeungIn sharing a bed*

Jeongin: Minnie..

Seungmin: *grumbles* yeah?

Jeongin: I want ice cream.

Seungmin: *shifts to face him* Innie it’s 2 am…

Jeongin: I know… :((

Seungmin: *gets up and leaves the room*

Jeongin: *thinking* (Ah he’s probably using the bathroom).

—5 minutes later—

*Seungmin re-enters the bedroom fully clothed and with shoes on*

Seungmin: Well? Are you coming?

[yeoliesbabygirl]

Incorrect EXO

Baekhyun and Kyungsoo:

[screaming]

Chanyeol, running into the room: Kyungsoo what's wrong?!

Baekhyun: Why are you only asking him?! We are both screaming!

Chanyeol: Because Kyungsoo doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You, on the other hand, scream whenever you have the chance.

[jelllyjae]

Yeonjun: Rule 1; never let him see how much you care Rule 2-

Yeonjun: Beomgyu what are you doing?

Beomgyu*building a Lego castle*: it's for you hyung

Yeonjun: oh, that's so sweet. Do you need me to help you? I'd be more than happy to help. What about a snack? Do you want one??? Or I could just here and keep you company. Mhm?

Huening Kai: ONCE AGAIN NEVER TRUST A MAN

[incorrect-straykz]

changbin: on a scale of one to ten, you're a nine because i'm the one you need.

hyunjin: I'm a ten.

changbin: it's a pick up lin-

hyunjin: I. am. a. ten.

[one-shared-braincell]

Wooyoung: knock knock

Hongjoong: leave me alone

Wooyoung: leave me alone who?

Hongjoong: that's not how that- never mind

[full-hd-sun]

hongjoon: your lips? i kiss that

seonghwa: your body? i hug that

mingi: my smile? you cause that

san: your heart? i want that

jongho: h-hotel? trivago

hongjoon:

seonghwa:

jongho:

san: whomst the fuck let the baby get out of bed????

[minhosimthings]

Jake: so we're dating now right?

Heeseung, choking on his tea: WHAT NO WHO TOLD YOU THAT

Jake: you called me honey and 'the incarnation of sunshine' today at breakfast

Heeseung: I call all my friends that!

Jay, teary eyed from the distance: YOU NEVER CALLED ME THAT, TRAITOR

[incorrecthyunlix]

hyunjin: *carrying all the groceries*

felix: *reaches hand to help*

hyunjin: *aggressively moves all the bags to one hand to hold felix’s