diaryof4fart

[diaryof4fart]

YOU GUYS THE SITUATIONSHIP IS UNDOOMED I UNDOOMED THE SITUATIONSHIP IT IS NOW A RELATIONSHIPPPPP

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i used a tampon for the first time today and i feel like i got my period for the first time again what a journey it was

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the devil couldn’t reach me so he sent doomed situationship with telepathic messages instead

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i love eating plain sprinkles like fr “waiter waiter! more cornstarch and sugar please!” theyre so good

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is there a yaoi wifi too

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what if i disappeared but in a way thats totally artistic and relates to my final gallery at school

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i need a meet cute and a “hey do i know you?” but not really cause its just my default “pick up line” (i don’t know how to flirt) and then. first date. coffee. she chooses a dessert. we split it. it’s raining outside, the atmosphere is perfect. then we kiss and fall in love and get married. and then we move into a little cabin in upstate ny, she’s my rich wife and im the artist she finances. perfect relationship. we have three kids: sam, jam, and ham. i love my wife. she loves me. the end. we grow old together. the end.

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my new meds are terrible i feel nauseous someone suicide me :3

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I got my little cousins slime as a Hanukkah gift and they just got it and they facetimed me to say thank you and they gave me a tour of their snowy backyard they’re actually my best friends you guys they’re my gang fr

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@tovarisivan

nefarious asshole surrounded by a glowing halo of light

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my best friend has to be one of my favorite people to be around ever, because we just spent like two hours laughing at unfunny shitposts so hard that my brother complained, then played guitar and sang super loud, tried to write a song, and then she fell asleep. i’ve been so socially exhausted the whole day, and its so refreshing to have someone who brings me back to life.

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exactly!! this guy gets it.

my friend got the arcane art book and you guys.

new favorite powder image just dropped.

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chat did i eat

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my friend got the arcane art book and you guys.

new favorite powder image just dropped.

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i think my guardian angel gave up and shot herself

[diaryof4fart]

nefarious asshole surrounded by a glowing halo of light

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mid day nap hits hard because i love being half awake and half asleep enough that im dreaming sort of but while still sort of awake but still not having sleep paralysis episodes like i dreamt that i fell off a ski lift in the summer, but i still had skis on so i was like fuck it theyre rentals lets ski on grass and gravel and see how fucked they get but as i keep skiing theres more and more snow and at one point its just so beautiful and then i ski through this little tunnel and it leads me to an abandoned bee colony but it was all ice and it was so beautiful im assuming it was either really bit or i was really tiny but anyways then i was moving into a new apartment with my little sister and for some reason there was a childs coffin in the boxes but turns out it was just a halloween decoration with a little plastic skeleton inside and there was also a bit where i was drinking hot chocolate and i was like “huh, i wish my friends were here.” and then they just appeared which was kinda sick