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I crave charden like a madman

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the madness continues

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may 2025 be filled with gothic romance, gay vampires, unreliable narrators, a divorce in a dubai penthouse & a blonde with a god complex

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me at the job i begged god for

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*makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*

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ok pouty boy😭

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hello everyone my name is chuck and i went full autism mode when i got my hands on the script for the gang chokes. this has been a favorite episode of mine for a while and i really wanted to analyze some of the themes and character behaviors in this episode. i thought it was going to be something small but all of a sudden i had over 3,000 words in a google doc. i hope you enjoy!

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murder? what murder? it was an act of mercy. you didn’t kill lestat. you spared him out of some fucked-up idea you had about love. where does the trash go, louis? you take the trash down to the street and some guys show up in a truck and they throw it in the back and then they drive it out to the middle of nowhere, right? no. they take the trash to the dump. and having lived two blocks away from the dump just outside of fishkill, new york, with my first wife, i can state with authority what else you’ll find there. rats. big fucking rats, the size of kevin durant’s sneakers. enough blood in them to bring back the dead. especially one in a trunk with locks on the inside. you knew it, louis. you had to. the biggest rat-eater of them all. [you couldn’t burn him] but claudia could. she stuck a pen in his neck, she recorded his last words in his own blood. the girl did not have a fucking problem tossing him on the grill, okay? was it raining, louis? you cursed her into the darkness. you chose lestat over her, time and time again. you don’t need a memoir, louis. you need a hundred sessions of emdr, you know the shit they put soldiers through when they see one of their platoon buddies get blown up in front of them? 144 years of life, and you’re still louis the pimp, paying a whore to sit in a room and talk with you

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Louis went from dating the classics theater kid, barely enduring operas and comedies and tragedies, to dating the unhinged avantgarde theater kid that would make him sit through shit like "The revisitation of Hansel and Gretel from the pov of the breadcrumbs starting a class war against the gingerbread house from a futuristic perspective and ending in a bloodbath as all characters die due to the mold infesting the house as a metaphor of our society."

And HIS FACE-

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16. things you said with no space between us + Margaret and FLAGG LOL I'M NOT THAT SORRY

Summary: When Margaret and Colonel Flagg get stuck in a closet while the camp is being shelled, they get to talk and learn a little bit about each other.

Relationships: Margaret Houlihan/Samuel Flagg

Characters: Margaret Houlihan, Samuel Flagg

Tags: Forced Proximity, First Kiss, Dialogue Heavy, One Shot

ANOTHER FUN ONE TO WRITE, this was my first time writing Flagg so I Hope I Did Good. If you'd like to submit a prompt to my asks you can find the list Here

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i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

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I often think about how Flagg was a Showgirl for six whole weeks. Like, what transpired there? What made him stay for so long? He said it so casually to Hawkeye knowing what the dude is like so it's either that a) he's That Proud of It, b) he knows half of the shit he says isn't taken seriously at the 4077th so he figured he could just slip it out to self-satisfy and it won't be taken as fact, or c) It is bullshit.

I'm omitting C because: boring.

And combining A and B for the ultimate, and totally-wild theory that Flagg is proud of it but because he's performing G.I. Ruggedness ™ he can only really talk about it under the shield of it not being taken as a serious fact.

I say he did enjoy it because he's just that theatrical and showmanship-like, and that he was even a favorite and that's why they even let him stay on for 6 whole fucking weeks. Like, do you know how quickly showgirls get on the chopping block!? Bro ate. I don't care.

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LOOK. I didn't ship Shassie the first time I watched this show. I'm still not sure I do because they all have chemistry with each other. But season 1 episode 13 when Lassiter is EATING LUNCH with Henry (???) WHY does he make this face when hearing about Shawn's childhood and WHY DOES THE CAMERA ZOOM IN ON IT. WHAT IS THIS FACE AND THAT CINEMATOGRAPHY SUPPOSED TO BE IMPLYING

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO FOND

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life during wartime - talking heads

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