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ao3 down :(

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Farmer straddling Harvey's chest and demurely stealing his glasses before giving him a facial (he's so polite!). Doc is even more head over heels, deeply touched by his genuine consideration, God knows what a pain cleaning up the aftermath is. Also that's how he finds out how hot Farmer looks wearing glasses, frame perched onto the tippy top of his gorgeous nose, and keeps hinting at the possibility of scheduling an optometry consult every time Farmer so much as mentions having a headache (it's just exhaustion and dehydration, but you can't blame a man for trying).

P.S.: Farmer is aware. 🩷

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Stranger, I remember knowing you - hammerandnail (indigosuper) - Stardew Valley (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]

already writing part 2

edit: this has officially turned into a series

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⚠️ rare nose apparition ⚠️

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Clit hater, loud and proud

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no joke

obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

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Bachelors reacting to Farmer crying

SAM

Completely heartbroken

Cradles you in his arms

Puts all effort in not crying along, ends up misty-eyed anyway

Kisses your hair and rubs your back

“I'm so sorry...”

Aftermath: plays you a song he's been working on—will certainly be writing another one about you later

SEBASTIAN

May seem a bit weirded out at first but it's just a front, he knows exactly how it is to be at rock bottom

Manages to keep his distance while holding your hand

Doesn't mention it afterwards if you don't, either you will talk about it or won't, choice is yours to make

Invites you to hang out, maybe take you for a spin on his bike to keep your head out of it

ELLIOTT

Pats your back awkwardly

Comforts you by talking of an ongoing story plot

Philosophical ramblings about life. Gets to a point so absurd it distracts you from your breakdown, making you chuckle until it turns into a full belly laugh as you process what he's been saying

Is very pleased with his accomplishment btw

ALEX

Takes you to a place people won't see you, can't be falling apart like that on the main street

Leaves you be, he personally hates when he's crying and someone hovers

Won't go far, though—if you are on the beach he'll pretend the ocean is suddenly too interesting to miss, give all the space you need to calm down.

Once you do, he's gonna drag you for a walk on the outskirts of town and share a snack he keeps in his pocket

It's not that tasty, all he's ever got in him is healthy, but you appreciate the sentiment

HARVEY

Immediately goes doctor mode

Looks frantically for any physical damage

As he finds none, evaluates the possible cause and helps in the ways he can

Isn't comfortable invading your personal space

Can't help but feel useless when the only thing he can do is make you a cup of tea, push a box of tissues your way and hope for the best

SHANE

Doesn't know what to do with his hands, too self-conscious all of a sudden

Wants to flee but won't

Could use a drink right now

“C'mon... I'm the sad one here, remember?”

Attempts a hug, if only not to stand there looking all weird, although afraid of being rejected

Is surprised when you don't turn his affections down, clinging to him like a lifeline, and becomes more confident in his own touch