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New tlt art! Yep!💀
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working on early horses, i wanted to do a quick sketch to show how small Eohippus was compared to an extant horse (this one is about 150cm tall). as you can see, it wasn't big at all. a perfect little lap horse :)
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living in paris means u walk into a clothing store and there is a fucking thing. Name of GuGu.
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x04 - “Paint the Town Blue”
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Shout-out to the bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me feel one second of pure, incandescent rage, which I have replicated in complete accuracy below:
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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”
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Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸
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The thought of her getting a tattoo with a sharpie was rly funny to me
(She/her)
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would kill a man without hesitation for a physical copy of dagger on butch women 🫠
#all copies are over 100$#can someone pls get the rights to publish a new edition. for pride month. its time#dick punches
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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maybe its just bc i dont read a lot of sci-fi but i just finished reading dune and its influence on the locked tomb is like. so obvious its crazy
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Happy pride first and foremost to lesbian fujoshis
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