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didyouserviceoberon
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didyouserviceoberon · 1 year ago
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OF COURSE SPN HAS A GIF FOR IT!!!
supernatural actor men getting married and. I can't believe but we. well we. we got a. we got a gif for it
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didyouserviceoberon · 1 year ago
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-22/food-plant-solutions-malnutrition-farming-edible-plants/12580732
https://fms.cmsvr.com/fmi/webd/Food_Plants_World
This guy is my new hero. I LOVE learning about native food plants that just grow everywhere without human help.
The database is a little clunky to use (especially on a phone), but still loads of excellent information.
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didyouserviceoberon · 1 year ago
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Yes. I came across “The Horrors” via Word Art memes with Opossums and Raccoons and I have simple never been the same.
people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.
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didyouserviceoberon · 1 year ago
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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didyouserviceoberon · 1 year ago
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I try really hard not to objectify people, but I’d be lying if I didn’t own that Christian Bale’s voice as Howl does *things* to my psyche.
so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings
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didyouserviceoberon · 1 year ago
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I’m not sure if it’s a “redneck” saying, but it’s definitely in from a bygone time and place: a woman I worked with years ago once said “Got my tongue wrapped around my eye tooth and I couldn’t see what I was saying.”
And that’s lived rent-free in my head ever since.
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didyouserviceoberon · 1 year ago
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how do draw good
fill 14 sketch book
bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
d ont stress friend all is well
your art is hot like potato crisps
don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
if they do
eat
them
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didyouserviceoberon · 1 year ago
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Well, I didn’t need these fucking feels today so here, they’re yours now
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didyouserviceoberon · 1 year ago
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Just a girl and her fishie!
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didyouserviceoberon · 1 year ago
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B Dylan Hollis is precious and I want to protect him.
The best part of waking up
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didyouserviceoberon · 1 year ago
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Good Omens + Text Posts
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didyouserviceoberon · 2 years ago
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I prefer the term “partner” for various reasons:
- the general concept of partnership
- it doesn’t give an immediate insight into the next expected relationship milestone and thus helps stave off annoying and invasive questions (ie, “when are you getting married?” if you’re bf/gf, or “oh do you have kids?/when are you having kids?” if you’re husband and wife.)
- it usually pisses off the exact kind of folks I strive to piss off simply by existing
- it beats the fuck out of “significant other.”
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didyouserviceoberon · 2 years ago
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didyouserviceoberon · 2 years ago
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Yeah, Laurence Fox. Care to fucken explain your shit, you arsewomble?
david "if you're an actor and you vote conservative you're a weird little freak and i hate you" tennant
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didyouserviceoberon · 2 years ago
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Welp, it’s new to me and I had no idea I needed this so badly, so maybe you’re in the same boat.
you know how mathematicians have the journal of recreational mathematics, right? where they publish stuff like, ‘oh i found this cool property of this one seemingly boring number’, or, ‘this is literally nonsense but it sounds ~scientific~’ and it’s all great fun to read?
well
behold, the journal of recreational linguistics
with such delightful papers as ‘tennis puns’, ‘animals in different languages’, and ‘gifts from a homonymous benefactor’
excuse me while i go read all 50 volumes in one sitting
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didyouserviceoberon · 2 years ago
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Bruh.
i have no idea what's going on in my life im just in charge of the music
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didyouserviceoberon · 2 years ago
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Fuck yes. I’m gonna like it anyway, so why go in with any specific hopes aside from the above?
Fuck it. My hope for s3 is that Neil is satisfied with the finished product. I hope he tells the exact story he wants to tell and I hope he finishes it with a feeling of “this is what Terry and I had in mind all those years ago”.
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