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my piece for the @klcosmiczine 🪐☄️

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yes I know everyone's fawning over the photodump yes it's devastating I KNOW. But can we just acknowledge how fucking FIREEEE that vacation looks I'm sooooo jealous why do they get a fancy holiday with crystal clear waters while I'm in college with 3 midterms this week 🙄

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the specific dynamic of frerard in unholyverse reminds me of dan and phil do you understand me

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how’d you fall in love?

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how is one meant to have a hot girl summer when song of the summer T.E.R.R.I.B.L.E say it to my face u want to influence me is not on spotty

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once i finish my gut wrenching horrible post breakup klance fic i'll finally be able to work on some fuckass social media au for my sillies

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amazingphil via instagram story 02/03/21

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hold awn is that… norman??

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Moral Dilemmas That Will Mess Up Your Character

» They witness a crime but helping the victim means exposing a secret that could ruin someone they love.

» They could save someone’s life… but only by hurting someone else.

» They’re offered everything they’ve ever wanted, by the worst person they know.

» They have to lie to protect someone, but the lie costs someone else dearly.

» They can bring justice, but only by breaking a promise.

» They’re given power, but to keep it, they have to become what they hate.

» They have the chance to take revenge, and it would be so easy. So satisfying.

» They’re the only one who knows the truth, but telling it would destroy someone’s faith.

» They could protect the many, by sacrificing the one. And the one matters to them.

» They promised not to get involved, but walking away would haunt them forever.

» They were wrong  and admitting it now will shatter their credibility.

» They’re asked to forgive, and they know the person doesn’t deserve it.

» They have to pick a side, but both sides are flawed. Both will cost them something.

» They want to help, but they’re not sure it’s their place.

» They said they’d never become their parent and now they’re staring in the mirror, wondering if they already have.

» They catch their friend doing something terrible, but they owe them everything.

» They can’t tell if they’re protecting someone, or controlling them.

» They get what they want, but someone else suffers for it.

» They promised to keep a secret, but now someone innocent is getting hurt.

» They fall in love and realize it compromises everything they believe in.

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you know that post with no image, no username, and the notes are broken?

i actually caught it with like 4 likes this time and u were one of them. phannie spotted in the wild so i followed

just thought you'd get a kick out of knowing that. hehe

omfg hell yeah, sister daniel & i are more powerful than the most broken post on the website

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had a dream i got attacked by a gorilla (one of my favorite primates). somebody tell me why.

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that video of all those sabrina carpenters killing miku in fortnite makes me sad. it reminds me of high school

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new video predictions

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i am deeply in love with this man, i fear

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Father, are you a Japhan 4.0 truther ?

Yes.