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Sugarcoat on AO3.

Max/GP, 6.5k, explicit, complete.

Max never connected the dots about what GP was doing to him until he took it away. Or: the one where Max and GP match on Grindr and GP holds the leash tight, figuratively.

He matched with GP sometime last year. On Grindr of all places. He was bored and horny. Mostly horny. In between races and a bit sick of the sim. He doesn't frequent the app much now. It's a bit risky considering everything but he re-downloaded it just to have a browse. Maybe have a fun conversation.

He matched with a bunch of people older than him. Deliberately. He has girls his age throwing himself at him at clubs all the time. Some more forward guys as well. He can get that any day of the week. The older guys though? Harder to come by.

They matched. Were both online at the same time. Had a chat. Max made a comment about GP's profile picture. No face, just his soaked, wet shirt clinging to his body. You could kind of see some definition underneath. Max was intrigued.

GP, 44, Engineer.

It snowballed from there. They were both in the UK at the time. GP invited Max over to his.

GP took Max apart with his tongue on his rim. It felt like hours. Max was shaking. GP's face was glistening with his own spit. Whenever Max got even remotely close, GP would back off, slow down, not continue the perfect movement of his tongue just where Max needed it. And he needed it.

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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.

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making myself cry

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yesterday i was talking to my therapist about how much growing up with a mother who went out of her way to never compliment my appearance or say anything positive about how i looked impacted my self-worth in a way i still carry around with me and i've been dwelling on that conversation ever since. i feel like it kind of goes hard in either direction and most mothers are either really effusive or just never say anything kind to their daughters at all in this regard and i'm curious about other people's experiences.

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maxiel cmm

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“real, true friends that are close to you” and the cut to Max and GP in the garage 🥰

(via Heineken on IG)

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

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then vs. now

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https://www.tumblr.com/dilfgp/787336250508099584

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If I speak I am in big trouble - 🧚🏻

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"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.

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uhhhhhhhhh heelllllloooooooo ?!?

we already knew about the corporate speaking gig he's doing in August so that checks out. but he's never previously had any issue about signing items for auctioning off, and it'd be esp easy to offer a few bits of Enchante or DR3wines stuff if he doesn't want to sign old F1 merch

so what does this mean and what is he up to?????.......... 👀👀👀

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KING IN SUZUKA

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max in saint tropez