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This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted

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... i feel i should tag @thefingerfuckingfemalefury on this.

I need people outside the MTG community to know about this

An angel collared and leashed a bratty assassin like a dog and dragged her to a meeting to show her off I fucking can't

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tfw they make a functional reprint of your favourite card

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I don’t think there should be an upper limit to the size of toads

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for a reason i can't articulate but don't feel i need to explain, this makes me incredibly happy

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tfw you win that first edge of eternities draft

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when someone kills your creature before you can station your Seriema

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IF YOU NERDS DON'T NICKNAMETHIS "DISNEYWORLD" I SWEAR TO GOD

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when everyone knows what your morph creature is

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opening your edgar markov deck box

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when you splash red in your Azorius bird deck

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This little guy's been limping along for three years. Get him to 10k?

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Maro’s Edge of Eternities Teaser

Before previews for Edge of Eternities officially begin, I thought it would be fun to do another of my Duelist-style teasers where I give tiny hints of things to come. Note that I’m only giving you partial information.  

First up, here are some things you can expect:  

• repeatable activated ability that lets you draw two cards and create a 2/2 creature token

• white card that can return noncreature, nonland cards from the graveyard to the battlefield

• another “Arch” charm

• card that makes you choose odd or even

• new artifact token called Munitions

• variant on devour

• card that lets you take control of an opponent

• legendary five-color artifact

• poison card

• card that grants an ability to Slivers

Next, here are some rules text that will be showing up on cards:  

• “Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card.”

• “If it’s not a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Robot artifact creature.”

• “You may play lands from your graveyard.”

• “you may instead create that many copies of enchanted permanent.”

• “Artifact cards and red cards in your hand have”

• “put target creature from defending player’s graveyard onto the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking.”

• “The first spell each player casts during each of their turns may be cast without paying its mana cost.”

• “X is the number of differently named lands you control.”

• “Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types”

• “Spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.”

Here are some creature type lines from the set: 

• Creature – Jellyfish Scientist

• Creature – Insect Artificer

• Creature – Plant Scorpion

• Creature – Drix Assassin

• Creature – Elemental Lhurgoyf

• Creature – Mite

• Artifact Creature – Robot Pangolin

• Legendary Creature – Kavu Pilot

• Legendary Creature – Lobster Citizen

• Creature – Eldrazi

Finally, here are some names in the set: 

• Close Encounter

• Command Bridge

• Decode Transmissions

• Emergency Eject

• Invasive Maneuvers

• Lost in Space

• Nebula Dragon

• Space-Time Anomaly

• Systems Override

• Tractor Beam

Tune into Edge of Eternities’ debut at 10:00 am Pacific Time on July 8th on twitch.tv/magic.

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the rare magic card with a microaggression

Canyon Wildcat

“Relative of yours?” Ertai teased. Mirri simply sneered.

Artist: Gary Leach TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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hey. don't cry. gideon jura hairy chest.