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smithers is a chubby, almost middle-aged man IDGAF!!!

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usps stop fucking with me and release the spongebob stamps. you’re taunting me. “coming soon!” fuck you

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blinkees i generated or found on blinkies.cafe for my artfight profile!

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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

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Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?

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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps

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this reminds me of in sophomore english our teacher had us paraphrase parts of dante’s inferno in modern lingo and i WISH i still had it because it was so funny

some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:

- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean - the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic - the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ - the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ - the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO

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nothingburger 🇺🇸 -> empa-nada 🇦🇷

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I must say, Steven Universe is a lot more enjoyable when you don't need to read through a heaping helping of Tumblr discourse about who's secretly abusing whom this week.

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hmmmmm sure am glad i’m starting to feel better! i’m sure i won’t have one stressful day that exacerbates my pain to an unbelievable degree!!

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The ancient sumerians had everything they needed to make an addams family pinball machine and yet they didnt

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I must say, Steven Universe is a lot more enjoyable when you don't need to read through a heaping helping of Tumblr discourse about who's secretly abusing whom this week.