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What makes something edible? I mean like why is it I can sit down and eat a whole azz turkey but cant go outside and eat a lamppost? Like uh rude

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How confused would an alien be with allergies and stuff?

Human: ya no I’ll die if I eat that

Alien: oh-

but then there is lactose intolerance

Human: *casually sips milk*

Alien: HUMAN NO *slaps milk*

Human: *sigh* no it’s fine

Alien: BUT YOU CANT HAVE IT

Human: *spends the next 5 hours calming alien down*

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[dino-hat]

Ya okay subway… little sus