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"No matter that we were defending a Mafia club. The Stonewall was a symbol, just as the leveling of the Bastille had been. No matter that only six prisoners had been in the Bastille and one of those was Sade, who clearly deserved being locked up. No one chooses the right symbolic occasion; one takes what’s available."

(Pt.2)

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If Wednesday was born in 2006 her birthday was either in January or October

Therefore she’s either a Libra or a Capricorn. >:0

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the addams family - gomez and morticia

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Enid: Babe, where’d Ajax go?

Wednesday: He refused to cease blithering about the meta nature of some film called Deadpool & Wolverine, so I buried him.

Enid: What!? WHERE?

Wednesday: *points straight down*

Enid: *gasps* UNDERGROUND?!

Wednesday: No, in the tags.

Enid:

Enid: Whut?

Wednesday: Here, I assume you’ll want to retrieve him. *hands Enid a shovel and a—*

Enid: 🪏😨 #️⃣

Wednesday: You’ll know you’re close when you begin digging up those. That said, I strongly suggest you hurry.

Enid: Uh. Why?

Wednesday: Because once we’ve been reblogged, there’s no guarantee of Ajax still being in the tags.

Enid: 😱‼️

Enid: *frantically digs* AJAX! HANG ON! WE’LL—

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I love this line sm

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Yk I’ve rewatched Wednesday several times over the last couple years and I never once realized that her brief pause was guilt. Again the Novelisation gives me the not-so-clear in-between the lines that were just missed if you’re fr a fan of the show its def worth the read

Oh this is the “Ted Bundy’s Pinterest board” scene btw

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*climbs out from wenclair tag covered in blood* YURI.......... *huff* *puff* YURIII!!!!!!!!

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posting this on the first day of pride month is gay as hell

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I love how UNPREDICTABLE Wednesday season 2 is. All the teasers only hint, but don't reveal.

Bleeding eyes? Why? We don't know.

Addams family at nevermore? No concrete idea why the ENTIRE family moved.

The doll? We only just discovered where it's from. Will it have any further significance? We don't know

Flaming flying figure in the teaser? No idea what it's for

Everything we see leaves us with more questions.

That's how you build up the hype to a show

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Jenna Ortega with Thing on the carpet at TUDUM   

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My new header for here, I’m really happy with it

Happy pride month to my favorite sapphic couple

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I think you would be happier if you stopped worrying about and trolling people who ship Weyler

But I don't troll anyone

I simply look at the facts and the facts say that Thing doesn't like T*ler at all 👀

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I can’t stop laughing all the jabs in all the right places

Gosh Wednesday makes me SO MAD because Wenclair is CLEARLY supposed to be cannon and they keep pushing these damn boys onto her

S1 gave SO MUCH DEPTH to Enid outside of her scenes with Wednesday and she wasn't even a victim. They flesh her out so much and for what???

Don't get me wrong. I would be happy if they were like ace soulmates or even just the bestest of friends, but it is the need to have Wednesday in love with boys and kissing them on screen that annoys me. If you want her to be in a physical relationship or to have love interests to badly THEN WHY ARE THEY CRAP? That just makes my comparing them to Enid FUCKING INEVITABLE!!! AND ENID IS SIMPLY BETTER THAN THEM.

Enid has depth and they do a great job of subtly showing her character arc throughout the season and it is great (I will make a post about her arc in detail after I rewatch the first season) meanwhile we have Boy Failure and Tortured Artist Department. Literally everyone is done with them. The audience is done with them. The characters are explicitly done with them. Wednesday is almost aware that she's in a TV show and working against the writers clear wishes.

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You know what? Scratch that. I don't care anymore. I'm treating the boys the same way people treat the girls in shows with a male MC who has a male best friend. They don't need to change a thing, we need more male characters that are as badly written as female characters in male-focused media.

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Morticia and Death by Abigail Larson

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Enid's new look

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Sometime after an accident involving Wednesday and a guest lecturer on Chronomancy.

Enid: *carrying what appears to be a sedated miniaturized Wednesday under each arm* I caught two more!

Bianca: Oh thank fuck. That’s numbers 22 and 23, so we have just 1 left to find.

Bianca: *gestures tiredly* Put them with the rest of your girlfriends.

Enid: You mean the rest of my girlfriend, singular. I won’t have my Wednesday back until we collect all 24 Wedneshours to reverse the spell.

Enid: *carefully deposits the two Wedneshours in an enclosure packed with similarly sedated duplicates*

Bianca: I’m just saying, they let you tranq them without a fuss. Divina just went to the infirmary to check on Yoko—

Bianca: —and Kent is still crying in the corner. *points*

Kent: 😭

Enid: Yeah, it seems like the smaller she gets, the meaner—

“I FUCKED UP!”

Bianca/Enid: 😒😒

Ajax: *runs up in a panic, covered in countless tiny cuts*

Bianca: How did you fuck up?

Ajax: I uh. Well. I stoned one. And um…

Enid: And what, Ajax?

Ajax: And while carrying her back, I maybe sorta kinda probably dropped her.

Enid: *claws unsheathe* You WHAT?!

Bianca: Hold up, Enid! We can just gather the pieces and glue them back together. Right, Ajax?

Ajax: 😬

Bianca: I said RIGHT, Ajax?

Ajax: Right! If she were in pieces. And still stoned.

Enid: *sharp teeth bared* What. Do. You. Mean?

Ajax: *flinches* I mean there’s more of them now. Just like… even smaller.

Bianca/Enid: 😨🫢

Bianca: How many, Ajax?

Ajax: I dunno. How many minutes are in an hour again?

Bianca/Enid: 😱😱

*growing clamor of 60 Wednesminutes making tiny snarky comments*

Kent: *sobs in fetal ball*