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Hey. Let's not forget that inanimate objects can also fall in love with each other and have babies. And it's canon as is proven by the pictures below:

And apparently, a divine entity that is a zootrop also exists:

Wait. What about Klimpaloons? These are still bathing suits that live in Himalayas. Or is it a singular bathing suit?? Idk. I just remembered these also exist.

What are even the criteria to say that a thing is ... well... there? Ready to take on the world? To love?? Is every single thing in Phineas and Ferb like that??? Or only some of them? That, we will probably never know.

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Help needed and appreciated!

I have a question. Maybe someone will know what it is that I'm writing about and can guide me in the right direction.

Some longer time ago, I found an analysis based on a survey about art commisions. It had how much artists sell their art for according to techniques used in their making and what they are drawing. It also included platforms used to recieve money for the commision and the whole process of getting the comission done. That is, communicating with the client and making sure everything is how it should be etc. It was really helpful.

If anyone knows where I can find it I would be really grateful. Thank you for your attention. Please help spread the word. At some point, someone is bound to know where it is and if it still is somewhere out there.

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my exchange gift for @whywalkwhenyoucanjump ! hope you like it!

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April 3rd Folks!

I blame @shsl-box-worshipper and other people who wrote dp×dcmk crossovers for this.

Here's the full page:

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Hi! Hope I am not too late! This is my entry for the @ranstylezine giveaway! Hiromitsu in Ran's outfit nr.387. Honestly, I have no idea where did this outfit came from but I love it. From far away it looks like a strange black octopus outfit for some reason. To the point!

(Also, I remember there was that art with the wild story boys as ghosts/spirits with that round thingy floating above them. I couldn't find it so I am not sure if I got it correctly. Well. It isn't that important. But I am still kinda curious.) Also, pleas check out the zine! From what I can see, it looks great!

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Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!

I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,

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Basically the tagline of the show. ~90% of murders and attempted murders could be avoided if people just TALKED

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Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

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You. I would absolutely support you in this. I don't know how yet but I totally would.

Guys should I write a Dracula musical. Should I???

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The White Rose Falls at Midnight

Hello @whywalkwhenyoucanjump I am your @dcmksecretsanta for this year! 🎅🏻 🎁  (or… rather, the year of 2021. I’m waaay late aaaaaaa I’m so very very sorryyyy! 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️ IRL happened and writer’s block happened and everything happened and I just have no good excuses aaaaaaa!) 

Here is the fic I’ve written for your gift! Hope you like this one! I wanted to write more, but I didn’t want to make you keep waiting any longer! Wishing you a very Merry belated Christmas/Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year 2022! May 2022 bring you hope, creativity and health! 🎆 📣 ✨

Special thanks to Gisa ( @gisachi ) and Raka ( @rakashith ) for your encouragement and beta-ing this fic and also for providing your thoughts! You’ve helped me a BUNCH!

And also Special Thanks to the host Sabrina for being patient with me and also for being very understanding! Thank you for hosting this event, I’ve enjoyed every gifts everyone shared! 💜

Now then, please enjoy the first part! I’m currently in process of writing the second part! 💜 ✨

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Chapters: ½ Rating: General Audiences (for language and blood) Words: 7.5k Characters: Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid, Nakamori Ginzou, Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan, Yoshida Ayumi, Tsuburaya Mitsuhiko, Kojima Genta Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, DCMK Secret Santa, Gift Fic, Blood and Injury, Swearing/Language

Summary:

Kaitou KID is undoubtedly one of the best thieves in all of Japan… and he knows that not all heists can go smoothly. Sometimes they do go wrong. This, is one of those times. Thankfully -or not, from his point of view-, he has some unlikely friends that can help him out.

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Czytaj dalej

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Made an animatic summarising the entire book as a tribute to Dracula Daily and @re-dracula ! English subtitles provided, with translation by me and @ignitingthesky.

if you like this, do check out my kofi! there's a free pack of every single frame

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Mem., get recipe for Mina: a food guide to Dracula Daily

Inspired by There and Snack Again (in which you eat along with the LOTR movies), this is your guide to eating and drinking along with Dracula Daily.

All under a cut because there's no way I can do this without extensive spoilers. I strongly recommend not reading this unless you already know what happens in Dracula. Also only if you're comfortable reading about alcoholic drinks - there's a lot of booze in this novel.

Let's eat!

2 May We start with the famous paprika hendl. Google "chicken paprikash" and choose whichever recipe most strikes your fancy.

3 May For breakfast, choose from mamaliga (cornmeal porridge, similar to grits), "impletata" (vânătă umplută - stuffed aubergine) or anything with more paprika in it.

4 May For dinner, Jonathan has robber steak: "bits of bacon, onion, and beef, seasoned with red pepper, and strung on sticks and roasted over the fire".

5 May Slivovitz, if you'd like it (Jonathan declines). Then, for dinner, Dracula serves up roast chicken, with some cheese, a salad and a glass or two of Tokaji wine.

6 May "A cold breakfast" for Jonathan. In Romania a cold breakfast might include boiled eggs, telemea (sheep's cheese), franzela (bread) with assorted spreads, sliced cucumber and tomatoes, and sunculita taraneasca (sliced smoked pork). Jonathan also has "an excellent supper", but doesn't tell us what that includes.

16 May Would it be too bleak if I suggested eating a symbolic Jelly Baby?

26 May A glass of wine as Quincey and Jack congratulate Arthur and drown their sorrows.

18 June There's a kind of Scottish fruit slice called "flies' graveyard". That might make a suitable snack given Renfield's meal today.

24 June I guess a gingerbread woman, for the wolves? IDK, it turns out doing this for a horror novel is a bit grim.

8 July Thankfully the internet has hundreds of ideas for spider-themed cakes so you can eat along with Renfield.

18 July The voyage of the Demeter begins! Celebrate by eating like a sailor: have some salt pork, or make ship's biscuit.

20 July Renfield has just eaten several sparrows. Provide redress by feeding birds near you, bird flu guidance permitting.

24 July Imitate the "feet-folk" from York and Leeds by drinking some tea or eating some cured herring.

10 August Lucy and Mina enjoy a "severe tea". There are lots of severe teas in Victorian literature, but few writers actually describe what's in it - e.g. the Churchman's shilling magazine, 1868, has a story with a severe tea "which implies coffee, tea, and muffins, with substantials". What are substantials? I have no idea, but that's what you should eat today.

11 August Dracula has a little nibble on Lucy. I don't suggest doing this for every vampire bite in the novel, but given this one is particularly significant, how about marking the occasion with some black pudding?

30 August No food details for a while, but in this entry, Lucy notes that she "has an appetite like a cormorant" and "Arthur says I am getting fat". Celebrate with some cake.

3 September Van Helsing has been! And surely he wouldn't have come all the way from the Netherlands empty-handed? Acknowledge his visit with some gouda or a stroopwafel.

4 September Eat some sugar, which Renfield has requested for his flies.

7 September To stay in line with what the characters actually eat and drink, have a glass of port (though ideally not if you've just given blood). But for the real spirit of the day, consider a corn-on-the-cob.

9 September Free space! Jack has "an excellent meal" but doesn't say what it is. Dig into your favourite dinner.

10 September A sip of brandy, with which Van Helsing wets Lucy's lips.

11 September The garlic flowers arrive. There's lots that you can make with wild garlic - personally, I like it in risotto.

17 September A boxful of garlic flowers arrive for Lucy every day. Time to make chicken with 40 cloves of garlic. Other options for today include more black pudding (in honour of Renfield lapping up Jack's blood) or sherry.

18 September The Zookeeper enjoys a teacake, and so shall we.

20 September No food, but the labourers have "a stiff glass of grog". This is rum diluted with water, but you could also add lemon or lime juice, sugar, and/or cinnamon.

25 September Nibble another Jelly Baby for the Bloofer Lady.

29 September A lot happens in this entry, but there's not a lot of food. There are thirsty labourers, however. Maybe have a beer?

30 September Mina makes everyone a pot of tea. Also, we don't know what they have for dinner, but they eat it at 7pm, if you'd like to time your evening meal accordingly.

1 October More tea! Since this is being gulped down by a working man, make it builder's style - strong, sweet, lots of milk.

2 October Jonathan visits the Aërated Bread Company. He only has a cup of tea, but you could have whatever you like best from their menu:

(source)

3 October Dracula forces Mina to drink his blood like "a child forcing a kitten's nose into a saucer of milk". You could either have some more black pudding, or drink a glass of milk in solidarity with Mina.

15 October The Crew of Light aren't focusing much on meals any more, but they have travelled on the Orient Express. Here's the 1887 dining car menu.

(source - I can't vouch for the accuracy of a random person on Twitter but it looks plausible)

29 October No one is thinking of food in this bit of the novel (though Mina makes yet more tea), but as they're heading to Romania, have some sarmale. These stuffed cabbage rolls are the Romanian national dish.

31 October Mina and Van Helsing have "a huge basket of provisions". Have a picnic in their honour, if it's warm enough where you are.

1 November Mina and Van Helsing have "hot soup" into which the local cooks have put an extra amount of garlic. Consider having a truly extra amount of garlic with this 44-garlic-clove soup.

7 November The Crew of Light return to Transylvania. No details of food, but in honour of their journey, I would suggest a final round of chicken paprikash, to bring us back to where it all began.

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Don't mind if I do.

Here's the sketch:

someone draw this as kaito

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Costume. Chitons.