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dsmp containment breaches masterlist:

the woman who named her rooster after badboyhalo and went viral on fox news

amazingphil reacting to ranboo and dream on youtube shorts

mckenna grace aka most famous child actress alive being a dnfer on main

the stucky instagram artist who posted a story like ‘fuck the dream smp except philza minecraft that one bee boy and his tall goth boyfriend’

jack manifold in his blue wig on the australian news

that tiktok guy who got told he looked like karl jacobs and replied with “please don’t say that”

someone on tumblr thinking a post abt c!wilbur being manipulative was about wilbur from charlotte’s web

tom simons rollercoaster vlog appearing on spanish tv

ranboo my beloved locket being projected on a billboard in times square

ted cruz wishing dream happy birthday because his daughters are dream stans

anthony mackie saying his kids care more about minecraft youtubers than the fact that he’s the falcon

the kpop stan who called georgenotfound their little meow meow

ben shapiro rting velvetiscake

“never underestimate someone that has trained under techno blade”

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Love them suits

Bonus:

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I had a thought: “They asked for no pickles” but it’s all if Las Nevadas cowering behind purpled

the real president of las nevadas

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I woke up at 2 am to write this idea down

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semi-endgame jail conversation gave me whiplash! i don’t know what the royal family drama is but i need the entire story front to back thanks. gimme the tea or whatever the kids say ☕

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hypocrite’s mcdonalds drive through

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Sbi but origin.

My friend says I should move over to use Tumblr instead of twt cause Twitter don't treat me right.

Anyway, hc that Phil and Tech are immortals (Techno is a younger immortal, new to immortality compared to Phil).

They're best friends but Phil wanted to settle and thus made the pube and fostered a community. Techno left for his own adventures. Next time he come around holy shit Phil has two kids.

Tommy (biological kid) immediately is taken with the warrior (I have one agenda, the bedrock bro agenda). He wants to know everything about him and more. His adventures, how to fight etc.

Wilbur (adopted) tags along on these little lessons cause 1) he wants to write down the stories for his antiquarian 2) wants to make sure Tommy is safe.

They know practically nothing about Techno, just that he looks around Wilbur's age (physical age) and he's apparently an old friend of Phil's.

Anyway I also like the hc that Techno is just a human that's hunting the origin ppl but just gets adopted by them instead lmaoo

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not to DSMP on main my mostly hermit-adjacent sideblog but seriously. techno’s red festival stream was the first stream I watched live, back when I didn’t even properly know what DSMP was yet (I was just there because I’d recently gotten into techno) and it’s still VERY memorable to me.

anyway instead of talking about literally any of the lore implications that had, a few of my favorite really stupid moments that made me laugh:

- the entire bit with techno, fundy, and the dunk tank. “hold on I need to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water” “WHYYYY”

- techno asking basically every other festival attendant “so, got any vital state secrets you want to talk about?”

- techno hearing wilbur complain about how he couldn’t find an important button, looking in his inventory to see like six wooden buttons he’d picked up somehow, and going “UHHH WHOOPS” (note: these were probably from the docks not The Button but)

- techno’s chat spamming “JFK” at every opportunity

- techno scrolling through the approximately twelve “subscribe to technoblade” death messages and laughing incredulously because even he didn’t know he could do that

- after techno gave his dramatic “the only universal language is violence” speech and ended with a dark little chuckle there was a moment of silence and then tommy, loudly, to break the tension: “SO PINK SUS”

yes the festival was dramatic and angsty but also. so many funny moments I remember felt like talking about those again because they were FUN.

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Fellas, if your game has:

A Simple Style

An Emphasis on Building

Esoteric Crafting Recipes

A Leveling/Enchanting System

Traveling Through Different Dimensions

A Meta Narrative

And Frog Breeding

Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck

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last life amirite

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Guys the fact that its confirmed Tubbo genuinely has nightmares every night about the red festival is fucking mind blowing. Like holy shit. I'm still reeling from that. That's insane how much we got. Wow.

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thinking about how theres a man named fucking Will Gold and he chooses to go by a different stage name. literally what the fuck

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Wake up honey new Origins Wilbur design just dropped (part 2!)

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"My dad is cooler than your parents" and so on

PSST here's my Origins Wilbur design!

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[Still I vividly see all of it. Everyday. It hurts.]

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I know approximately zero about deltarune but based on the memes I keep seeing the crocodile one should stop letting the blue one use the GPS

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