dionysus-offical

[dionysus-offical]

I created the first dildo to honor a commitment to a male lover I never got to lie with. If you are homophobic I will turn you into a dolphin.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[dionysus-offical]

↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

[dionysus-offical]

Hermes my wine gets me very drunk very quickly, and all I do is drink with every activity

Brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I need wineeeeeeeeee~

May I please have some? 😁

@dionysus-offical

[dionysus-offical]

I never have

(cant remember the expression "bit off more than i could chew") guess i really sucked off more than i could swallow huh

[dionysus-offical]

You can have any quality wine from anywhere except my very personal reserves, I'm sure you could even ask our Uncle for the Tartaros wine made from the blood of Monsters while you're down there on a delivery or something

Brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I need wineeeeeeeeee~

May I please have some? 😁

@dionysus-offical

[dionysus-offical]

That is off limits after the last time you tried stealing some and it fell into the hands of that skýla Nero, and now Roman Candles exist. Not the worst thing he's done but still

Brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I need wineeeeeeeeee~

May I please have some? 😁

@dionysus-offical

[dionysus-offical]

Oh, how I absolutely ADORE boobies! They are just the epitome of class and sophistication. I mean, what could be more fascinating and intellectually stimulating than two mounds of fat on a person's chest? It's truly a breathtaking sight to behold. The way they protrude and jiggle with every movement, it's truly a work of art. I simply cannot contain my excitement when presented with the opportunity to engage in deep conversations about boobies. I mean, come on! Who needs complex discussions about politics, philosophy, or science when we can all just sit around and talk endlessly about these magnificent orbs? Furthermore, let's not forget the incredible contribution they make to society. Without boobies, how else would we be able to measure a person's worth? Who needs intelligence, talent, or kindness when it all comes down to the size and shape of these glorious gifts from the heavens? So yes, I must confess, I am head over heels in love with boobies. They are the sole reason for my existence and the very essence of my being. Thank you, boobies, for gracing us mere mortals with your astounding presence. We are forever in your debt.

To breasts! Boobs! Tits! Humongous Hungolomghononoloughongous! Big or small!

If you're seeing this go and give in to your favorite little self-indulgence, sex, alcohol, light theft from a large corporation, even if it's cheating on your diet for a snack, do it for boobs!

[dionysus-offical]

hey cool another hades pfp offical

- @zeus-offical (ooc)

(Fits for the gods we chose well, the designs are one of my favorite things about the game)

[dionysus-offical]

Why would I ever say no unless you were on the verge of drunken mass destruction, go on and drink!

Brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I need wineeeeeeeeee~

May I please have some? 😁

@dionysus-offical

[dionysus-offical]

I approve of the art 👍

@achilles-0ffical @patroclus--official

[dionysus-offical]

Wonder how the Mortals will like eternal night after having fire and light in the dark and things for so many years, and how many will quickly turn to their vices...

you're god of too many things. too much power. you're god of the outhouse now and that's it.

/j

-lovingly, your father @zeus-offical

As my brother @dionysus-offical would say, kinky.

But then again, taking a break from raising the Sun does sound nice...

What do you think @artemis-offical? Would you mind holding the moon in the sky for a few years?

[dionysus-offical]

It was still fun to watch

Why does the wind hate us

- @hyacinthus-offical

I know right

We did nothing wrong 🫂

[dionysus-offical]

Yo, what's good, I saw that you mortals on here were being mischievous, and even though Hermes likes his little tricks, it seems more like one big party where you give each other headaches, so now I'm here