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"Is it the logos? You've mentioned them before. I did think at the time, that you wouldn't have known they were impossible to remove if you hadn't already tried."
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Musical discovery: "What do we do with a drunken sailor?" and "Lactating into a cup and screaming" have the same meter.
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Guess who I saw at pride today.
Only the the Lord Regent himself, primarch of the Ultramarines.



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"I have normal eating patterns" my friend says, as he eats a handful of salt and then one of cheese
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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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Shotgun! :D
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Whipping my clown until he juggles right, no success for two hours. I fear rebellion begins soon
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"oh, you're a trans woman? omg you're gonna love this then, it has like, sooooo many drag queens in it!"
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rap has probably been the most consistently popular and influential genre of music for the past 40+ years but your average person on tumblr is less willing to listen to it than a random white teenage boy in the suburbs or a 4channer who lurks on /mu/ every once in a while
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Whipping my clown until he juggles right, no success for two hours. I fear rebellion begins soon
#clowncore#clownblr#clown husbandry#ringleader#uprising#juggling#clownowner#real clown owner#clownology#irl#clown abuse
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crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.
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Gluttony incarnate
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