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got bored so i made this

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SORRY FOR THE SCARCITY OF POSTS I’M SPENDING ALL MY TIME MAKING A ROLE PLAYING GAME ABOUT PETTING DOGS

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TOBY FOX FOLLOWS YOU??

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“Transcicada” is a portmanteau of trans- and cicada, in reference to the insect’s transition from its shell.

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The Roaring Knight approaches

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let it be clear i am going to bat for this terrible horrible no good terrifying rotten icicle of a woman like no one has ever gone to bat for a fictional woman before. this is reparations for every single mid ass morally gray man who got woobified because he was sad once. woman you suck so bad. i can see the toxic grief eating at you from the inside, core to rind. i see the terror and obsession behind your ruthlessness. carol holiday i would kill for you and you would probably try to find some use for that which is great and precisely why i love you

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god how did i forget alphys undertale was such a huge robot freak. she was always the realest

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"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.

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Genie

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as an outside observer ignoring the fact that i was the person this happened to this is Very funny

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do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

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My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

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What if Queen had a dog based on ChatGPT that whenever it was asked to do stuff like "roll around" it replies with a robotic sentence where it says it can't perform physical acts and that was the entire joke

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PLEASE READ THE READMORE COMMISSION INFO AND KOFI ATTACHED ACCEPTING DONATIONS

(Still) Emergency Commissions!! Hey guys I'm still struggling with that hospital bill stuff and now I'm in between jobs and I'm looking to provide something I'm both confident in my ability to do and a helpful service!! Have you ever wanted to commission an artist but don't have a proper ref (yet) and you don't know how to work with or approach artists to design your characters? I can do that!! I am offering you "temporary" refs for a steal of $15 each purchased character (not for every design I have to remake) with an additional $5 for alternative outfits or forms. I can also do custom characters made from mood boards, aesthetic boards, song playlists, hairstyle or outfit inspirations, or anything you have on hand that is a "vibe". 11 out of the 17 designs in my examples are entirely custom made from scratch. I also take donations if you're not interested or cannot afford a full $15 but really anything would help!! Thank you for considering/reading!! Send me a message via asks, DMs, my Discord (butchwaifu), or email (butchwaifu@outlook.com).

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trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy