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Dude Heather from the 2013 movie???? Hey??? I wanna jiggle her tits and eat her out???

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Would it be weird to say that I would want to breed with Bubba Sawyer? Like… No lie, would love to become the mama of his kids. He’s just so hot… and he’s a good dad type, too. The setup is perfect there. 😮‍💨🥰

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I want Edith from the 2013 Texas chainsaw to bite me I wanna be tied up while she fingers me and bites me and plays with my hair

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Thinking about picking Nubbins up in a hippie van and getting fucked by him in the back of it. ❤️

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What I would GIVE to be driving around Texas in the 70s, smoking and listening to music when I pick up nubbins and end up riding him in the backseat and take disgusting photos of the whole experience. It would be a summer fling and every Friday night he’ll wait on the side of the road anticipating the sloppiest toppy he’s ever received 😻

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This is so deranged I know but like just hear me out...y'know that one scene in tcm 2 when Chop Top slits his own throat? Yeah. Anyways he needs to do that to me

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Maybe basic but in my au I'm hitching a ride with the gang, not a total stranger, I'm friends or neighbors with one of them or something and when we pick up nubbins I pose a little for the camera just joking around, then when he cuts his hand I lick the blood off it. The gang are just as grossed out by me doing that they kick me outta the van too and nubbins takes me home like he found a stray dog

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No one can tell me Nubbins doesn’t have a major biting kink. I’d let that man bite me all over, wherever, whenever.

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related to the previous post, not sexual or suggestive, but I was honestly impressed when I saw that audibly went "damn", impressed chop top, or even the actor himself bill moseley could do that

Like damn dudes strong

I don't write on confessions usually, but, I have to break the news to everyone... Bill Moseley had a stunt double.

I believe that his stunt double was Daniel W. Barringer. (I can find one site that says that he was specifically, but in the credits, the stunt casting just has the generic "stunts" title for all the characters. Like Bob Elmore played stunts for Bubba, and so did Tom Morga, and they're both listed there). In any case, Bill Moseley didn't do all the climbing scenes himself 😅

So it's definitely something that Chop Top did and he is definitely strong AF in the canon of this movie, but it's not something Bill did, specifically.

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Also god yk that scene where stretch is running on the bridge and Chop-Top jumps and pulls himself up onto it....that made me want him so bad. I need me a guy who can run around like an actual fucking animal. God I need him in my ass right now 😇

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I know that this isn't NSFW..

But the amount of crimes I would commit just for a hug from Thomas is actually crazy. He is built for hugging and cuddling, it's not fair that I'll probably never be able to hug him. I cry about it everyday

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I'm new to this asking stuff so all I want to say is I NEED THOMAS HEWITT SO BADLY. I feel as if he would be so soft and gentle during sex, maybe he's scared that he would hurt you, and this make's me so happy. Thomas hewitt needs more love. I don't care if he's got alot, he needs more

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need need need thomas to breed me while he calls me filthy stupid whore 💗😍

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currently thinking about waking up in the middle of the night to Bubba humping me from behind because he got horny. as soon as he notices im awake he starts whining and grinding against my ass harder, until he gets too impatient and just rips my boxers down and fucks me into the mattress doggy style with my head pressed into the pillows. just putting his entire weight on me as he pounds into me like hes in heat until im so full with his cum that its leaking out, and then he still doesnt stop because sweet boy gets too swept up in the feeling....... and how are yall doing on this fine day (>‿>)

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Lefty Enright DEFINITELY whimpers in bed. He acts like he's a top but the moment someone gives a light touch to his dick he's MUSH

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I would give Franklin the sloppiest bj anyone has ever experienced

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Okay listen. I can fix Alfredo and his porn addiction. Not by helping him or anything but by letting him fuck the snot outta me 🗣🔥👏