disabledfrog

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God is good

[disabledfrog]

What did I do :(

@disabledfrog's greatest sin was existence.

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Happy pride month to this guy

[disabledfrog]

This is real footage of me at work

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I’ve had a follow up post in my drafts since I posted this celebrating me passing but clearly a girl can NOT do math

How can they expect me to do algebra when this is literally me

[disabledfrog]

Instead of getting a journal I create an alternative blog where I tell my deepest darkest secrets. You don’t even want to attempt to find it

[disabledfrog]

Instead of bong-go you need to bong-stop

[disabledfrog]

I knew bongo season was gonna kill me but I didn’t think it was gonna be this late in the game

[disabledfrog]

Let me tell you when I get ahold of the ticket master customer service they WONT be a master of anything no more

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If a guy in a fedora and white suit pulled me onto a stage to serenade me I think I’d kill myself on the stage

[disabledfrog]

I’ve got a war going on in my brain

[disabledfrog]

Fuck this guy chat

[disabledfrog]

Who ever has my voodoo doll please stop :(

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Sometimes I feel the urge to curl up into a ball like an isopod, not for pity but because I feel this primal urge to protect my vital organs from the rays

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Can we normalize liking our own posts cause I think I’m funny

[disabledfrog]

SANTA DOESN’T LIE

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God put air fryers on this earth because he is sorry