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The lieutenant gently removes the glasses from your face, setting you free again.

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29 / 08 / 2024 🪩💪🏽🌈

this is one of the stupidest things ive ever come up with! 💘

#suggestive #nsfw talk

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obligatory post today

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[Smile widely and give him a thumbs up.]

original image inspo! and thumbnails for my bad memory hehe

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providing non-sexual dominance can be so fulfilling. making choices for someone who trusts you? gently guiding them with a hand on their back? drawing them closer when it's crowded? noticing and fixing their messy hair? leading them through busy areas by holding their hand? caring for their well-being by suggesting when to eat or sleep? god tier

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lets get sorted with ma- wait. where is mama

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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her name is Luna!

(SHE/HER) 🐆🏳️‍⚧️🌙

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when cishet guy friends tease me about being a lesbian and ask how i "know" i'm gay i like to go "well have YOU ever had sex with a man?" and when they say no (they always say no) i go "then how do you know you're not into men?" and like... what IS it with how insecure cishet men who are scared of gay thoughts always assume they would bottom. like they talk like that's the inevitable outcome if they were to ever get bicurious. today i hit these two guys at work with a "what, are you scared?" and they frantically described to the most detailed prophetic visions of the biggest burliest bear topping them to death. which could mean nothing

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food

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When I say “I love this artist” I either know 5 of their songs that I play on repeat or I know their entire discography and you just have to guess which one it is

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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(hey, suicidal 18-to-24-year-old: this also can be true about college!)

I get to be more free as an adult than I ever did as a child and I think more kids need to know that. as a high schooler part of what made my depression so bad was being told over and over again that it was the most carefree time of my life. while I was trapped in an abusive home + amongst bullies at school + in a body that wasn’t right for me. opportunities to be carefree don’t end when you turn 18. you can be more you than ever as an adult and that’s such a gift. I know ‘it can get better’ is an annoying thing to see over and over when you’re as trapped as I was back then. and I know that if you’re still a kid you deserve to be free right this second. but it can and will get better and this is not where life stops being interesting. promise