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That feeling when u r drunk and your own self-insert/daydream makes u sob like a baby into your pillow

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Trying to post more often. I don’t think it’s working. But hey, even with low spoons, the Tumblr do be tumbling

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Not me getting drunk and having very serious conversations with my roommate comparing the films Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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When you wake up from a nightmare at 4:20am, water is the most delicious thing you’ve ever tasted, and your eyes are both incredibly heavy with the need to sleep but also unable to stay closed as you toss and turn trying and failing to get comfortable

Yayyyyyyy

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they can't die god won't let them

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I’m gonna be honest, I have no idea how this boop thing works. How to give boops, how to receive boops, anything to do with boops. Boops are a complete mystery to me. Perhaps the boop community could explain to me how this new boop game works?

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Arackniss sketches!

I'm not used to drawing on paper but I think I did alright! Grumpy spooder 🕷️🕸️

I also wrote a oneshot fic with him recently on my AO3! Read it here:

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Accepting Sticker Ideas and Commissions!

I'm broke. Like, I have $100 to my name broke. Thought it was about time I found some disposable income!

You can send asks to my askbox with suggestions for designs which will be made into merchandise on my Redbubble account! These can be as vague as just a key word or can include HTML codes for colors and draft designs!

Additionally, I'll be accepting commissions! I am a full-time student, so there may be some delay, but I'll try to have them done as quickly as possible! Send a DM to discuss payment and get started, including exchanging references of characters and edits to the idea as the drafts continue! Examples of my art can be found within this post, and prices are combined based on the desired product!

Thank you all so much for the love and support, and I look forward to hearing from you all soon!

(Characters from the top comic belong to Nyoko Arts on YouTube, Discord, and Instagram - I highly recommend you check them out!)

Character:

Headshot = $10

Waist up = $15

Fullbody = $30

Additional characters = $20 per

Color:

Messy sketch = $5

Clean sketch = $10

Lineart = $15

Flat colors = $25

Shading = $30

Background

Transparent = $0

Simple solid color = $5

Pattern background = $10

Scene with flat colors = $15

Scene with shading = $20

Art Examples:

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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Why do we keep making new nonsense words so quickly?

I only just figured out blorbo and scrunkly but now there’s rizz? What is rizz?? I still don’t entirely know the difference between scrunkly and scrimblo and now we have rizz??? Please, people, we need to stop creating new words without providing any definition. They’re coming too fast and leaving too soon and my autistic/anxiety brain CANNOT KEEP UP WITH IT.

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illiterate ,useful idiot, communist doesn't understand anything for DC COMIC and I'm trying to say that she harley quinn ,quinzel for bisexual for bisexuality just for dating MASON MACABRE,deadshot and RICK FLAG, and not that stupid shit , totalitarianism , misandry , and pro-feminist against men and humanity with eco-terrorist ,PAMELA ISLEY, and understood you scoundrel communist ,the bisexuality now ?

It has been years since this was sent to me and I STILL do not understand what this means.

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Round 16! The deputy is the leader’s son, the next actual leader is the leader’s granddaughter. The nepotism is STRONG in this one.

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Round 15! The reason there’s no leader is because the previous deputy became leader. No change needed there.

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Round 14! Yup. 14. And there’s still more.

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Round 13! Why do I do this to myself and all of you? I don’t know.

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Round 12! That’s it, that’s the whole post.

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Round 11! You all are getting sick of my bs I know it lol