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why is Spring by Vivaldi still such a fucking banger?

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uwu not to agree with trump buuut

yeah transgender people shouldn't be in the military because their transforming powers make them OP and that's not fair to the Cis who work so hard to protect our country :(((

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umm

not interacting with my posts is me-phobic?? i am offended???

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ATTENTION!!! I need attention??? To cope??? Understand that we discoursers need it to LIVE thank you

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Don't be a pedlefile :)

If you, a teenager, and your 15/16/17 year old date are close in age but then you have your 18th birthday, you have to break up with them. Immediately. I know if you had a good relationship it's going to be hard, but it's the right thing to do. Don't be a pedlefile.

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The Truth about Boobs

They're blobs of fat. All boobs regardless of who they belong to should be censored to stop the fat fetishists. That means chubby men's boobs too! Freeing the nipple will only encourage the fat fetishists. Also let's ban the word "thicc" because it's another thing that is fetishizing fat people #antithicc. Sorry no more fun for you Boobers :))))

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GET SENT TO THE DISCOURSE PIT

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All this discoursing has raised ya boy Sigmund from the grave. Oh Freud, you silly ol' misogynist.

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Autism Speaks: *allistic screeching*

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Discourse Lifehack

Did you know....if you make The Screech loud enough to block out other person argument, you win by default? Here, bird will demonstrate!

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SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE is METAPHORICAL MURDER

If you ship real people, even if you don't bother them about the ship or you do it as a joke, you are committing METAPHORICAL MURDER. This means that, similar to the act of homicide, you are disrespecting the autonomy of your victims. You might as well be wishing them dead, because you won't let them HAVE THEIR OWN LIVES. Shipping real people of the same gender is especially bad because it's fetishizing homosexuality. Shipping itself, by the way, is just another form of VOYEURISM, you DISGUSTING PEOPLE! All shippers belong in JAIL!!!! If you ship you are BAD!!

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TO ALL OF MY H8RS

I'll have you know that I am PerfectKin. I am kin with the concept of perfection. If you CRITASIZE ME you MISGENDER ME so stop being a perfectphobe, okay? :)))

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WE HAVE TO STOP MOCKING BAD PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET! I don't care if you're just "having fun." If you mock Putin, you're trivializing the harm he has done to people. Same with Trump or any other harmful politician out there. How dare you make them into silly cartoons riding a unicorn! Creating false images of these men as harmless cartoons and "memes" is only normalizing them. You're just as bad as they are if you make politician memes! STOP VICTIM SHAMING with your INDIRECT APOLOGISM of BAD PRESIDENTS!!1!!1!

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if ur happy when im having a bad day im CALLING the COPS u shitlord

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EATING is prejudice against people who are STARVING! We must gain our energy from the SUN like PLANTS, and stop being so selfish!

STOP 👏 FOOD 👏 APPROPRIATION 👏

If you’re not INDIAN, don’t eat SAMOSAS! If you’re not ITALIAN, don’t eat PIZZA! If you’re not a DOG, don’t eat DOG FOOD! If you’re not a COW, don’t eat GRASS! Most importantly, don’t use PAPER PLATES or PAPER NAPKINS for your meal without first getting permission from the trees! UwU

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KINK CULTURE is just thinly veiled PREJUDICE

Foot fetish? You hate amputees who have lost their feet. Sapiosexual? You hate people with cognitive disabilities. Furry fetish? You hate humans. Maybe instead of KINKS we should just call them what they really are: HATREDS!

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STOP 👏 FOOD 👏 APPROPRIATION 👏

If you're not INDIAN, don't eat SAMOSAS! If you're not ITALIAN, don't eat PIZZA! If you're not a DOG, don't eat DOG FOOD! If you're not a COW, don't eat GRASS! Most importantly, don't use PAPER PLATES or PAPER NAPKINS for your meal without first getting permission from the trees! UwU