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Me with this genius take:

Wof tribes redesign again!!!!! Ive been figuring out how to make them quadroped wingwalkers with malleable hands in a way that i like. I gave them pterosaur swag cause theyre my fav beasts.

notes under tha cut

Ancestral traits of my headcannon tribes

feathers, exterior ears, six limbs, beaks with teeth, wing walking, thumb knucklewalking

skywings- upright posture with long long limbs, lacking a wing thumb for a more aerodynamic build, reduced tail. They have the hottest fire and hunt aerial prey, they are highly mobile in the air.

Icewings- tallest tribe, black skin under feathers. Clear feathers, feathers on neck modified to form shiny/pearlescent spikes. They rattle when they move and they persist ant hunt large land prey.

Nightwings- Covered in iridescent star spots, have grooves on their patagium to facilitate silent flight (a la owl), and have fluff around their beaks. They have really good hearing.

rainwings- Standard posture has flexible neck folded, feathers and scales can change color. Small, elliptical wings allow for fast pursuit through thick forest but are not good for long distance flight. Short legs are better for climbing then running.

Mudwing- Has tusks that grow through the lower jaw and thick armor and osteoderms. Secondarily featherless and wallow to avoid sun damage. Sit and wait ambush predators, a la crocodile, squat posture means they are not efficient walkers.

Sandwing- Long limbs, mane down back with quill spines. dark skin to protect against sun damage, Ossicones! Grapple flying prey and immobilize them with their tail stingers.

Seawings- Largest dragons, thick webbed spines on back that can flatten down, short wings permit flight but are not efficient. Better at swimming then walking or flying. Barbles on face are sensory organs.

i plan on designing clothes for these things at some point

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My lovely roommate: “If you were a household item, you would be a sticky trap.”

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Back in high school I became the go to sacrifice for the chickens on our school farm because I was too small to be appetizing to them. No one else wanted to clean the chicken pen or the coop because our roosters were VICIOUS. They were big boys and loved to spur you as soon as the gate opened. But my lovely agriculture teacher was quick to realize I don’t fear god or death and decided I was the Official Chicken Sacrifice until I graduated. I bribed my way into a chicken peace treaty with cheese until I could grab a rooster and chase people with it. Those were the good old days.

I even took home a bunch of chicks one of our hens hid from us and now have little murder dinosaurs of my own. Complete with assholish tendencies and a habit of spurring people.

“I can’t be vegan, I love cheese”

Dairy industry is as evil as meat. No less harm for animals. Does it look natural that calf can’t drink milk so you can taste your piece of cheese? 

GO VEGAN. 

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Sootnose. SOOTNOSE. I SOUND LIKE A WARRIOR CAT

You will be randomly assigned a NightWing name. Spin this wheel for your prefix (first part of your name) and then spin this wheel for your suffix (second part of your name).

(I got the name Marveladvisor... It's tolerable)

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I offer to tumblr a comprehensive list of items I always keep on my person (aka- in my school bag that goes everywhere with me):

- A fake James Bond credit card that slides open to hold lock picks

- A leather pouch with more lock picks

- An old dog squeaker full of holy water (it squeaks when dispensed)

- Needle nose pliers

- A 16 ft tape measure

- A deck of tarot cards

- Buck knife

- A compact, high power flashlight

- A harmonica

- Key chain scissors

- Screwdriver and glasses screw driver

- Squeakers

Below the cut are some pictures

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I’d watch the FUCK outta that movie

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

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I own one and can confirm it’s peak bag. It did break when it got caught on a rock in a cave BUT other than that it’s great! Maybe just don’t wear it when ur squeezing between rocks underground.

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Gabe describing me:

Gabe: “Silence, whore!”

Me: “Dude I haven’t even had sex with anyone.”

Gabe: “…”

Gabe: “You’re a whore emotionally.”

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*cries in college work*

I did NOT draw as much as I would have liked this year. But this is what I do have for the summary

July’s piece is Goby, drawn during artfight for mars111 https://artfight.net/attack/7511523.goby

August’s piece is Arjan, also drawn during artfight for Potato_boi https://artfight.net/attack/8588396.quest-for-the-green-otter-pop

NOW LET’S TALK ABOUT SOME OF MY ARTS. PUT SOME MEAT ON THE BONES OF THIS POST

May’s piece is of Aubrey! I allowed myself one overly edgy oc and it’s Aubrey! https://toyhou.se/27069507.aubrey-mcfarlen

June. June is Scooter. Scooter is my son turned daughter dnd character. Scooter went from a meme character to war traumatized queen’s guard by the end campaign. It was a WILD ride. Might be a post about Scooter at some point. Fun fact: Scooter got turned into a girl by a magic chicken. A chicken that turned out to be GOD. Not a joke the chicken was a literal god.

September’s piece of Creature. I wrote a series of short stories for a class and they all featured Creature. My first dabbling in writing horror resulted in this guy. Love him very much. Hopefully I’ll have a fully rendered spooky drawing him soon because I need others to experience Him.

October is fakemon! I’m working on a fan region in my smooth little brain, based on the American Midwest, and this line was the first Pokémon I had a full concept for. They live in limestone caves and are often blamed for sinkholes. I’ll make a full post for them at some point once I have their dex entries and whatnot done.

I feel like a lot of people can guess what December is. I plead the fifth.

Lots of art growth and learning happened this year, even though a lot of art wasn’t done this year. But hey. WE SURVIVED. ONWARDS TO 2025

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I will make no opinion statements on the morality of the UHC shooting. What I will say is the trial is a fucking joke. Way the make our already horrific criminal justice system more of a laughing stock. Presumption of innocence? Never heard of it. Judges rescinding themselves because of a conflict of interest? When was that something they were supposed to do.

They’re making a spectacle out of this whole situation. Not beating the scapegoat allegations with this guys.

This whole case is just making a mockery of our court system and civil rights. It’s a massive joke. At this point there’s been enough official misconduct that if Luigi has a good lawyer he could (in a perfect world where the system isn’t corrupt) probably get the charges dropped.

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Ah yes, a fellow rabies enjoyer

I might have rabies chat

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I think you mean Pokémon but BETTER

The beassttttt

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I think it might be possible to put a tap chip on a moth. THIS COULD BE REAL

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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There is a correct answer and it’s this

i think i may be going insane.

qintermoon because i have ideas that tui could never begin to behold + a stray moonwatcher (full on my kofi) i wholeheartedly believe she has bright ass purple enderman eyes and stares at people like a freak

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WAIT WHY ARE THESE SO FUCKING CUTE

Wof moms

Little pieces of some mom dragons cause im missing my mom tonight

Its also fun to explore making little backgrounds 💕 might make some pantalan ones too but idk

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What can I say, I’m a funny guy

“I will reaffirm my borders with my wolf husband and my piss”- my roommate

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So the potato didn’t work