disillusioneddustbunny

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Your medieval ancestors probably have way too many descendants to give a shit about you specifically. Especially after all the population booms.

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Someday you too can be a berry, said the pineapple to the banana seed.

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Do you think there's an alien society where there's some finite amount of recorded entertainment and people just refuse to make more because they don't feel the need.

"We already have a action movie."

Movie came out 200 years ago.

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The programming/math thing of not getting a thing for hours or even days, then getting it and going "oh I'm dumb "

And immediately after having to explain to your friends you don't actually believe you're dumb and it's not self loathing it's just part of the process

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Bottled Water

Some nice refreshing bottled water

Nothing wrong or suspicious about this bottled water no sir.

Just some plane regular old bottled water.

Just some water in a plastic bottle.

Made just for you.

Person reading this .

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How do I get the same answer as the practice problem on an exam.

To 6 digits precision.

Entirely different parameter values.

Tripple checked my code.

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Vampire thoughts.

Vampires bitten in their teens or early adulthood would retain their neurological state from that time.

More youthful vampires would be more impulsive and adaptable to change while older vampires seek to preserve the status quo from their time period.

Basically if your vampire cult had tradition and strict hierarchy it's run by some geezers.

If your vampire cult is more centered around one sexy dude. That's the youth core.

Imagine saying ok boomer to someone 100 years younger than you.

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Rage against the machine

Btw every single person that sees this post gets head pats

You can't negotiate out of this you will all get pated

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Anybody who calls me smart should pay the toll for their crimes.

Anybody who calls me stupid gets slapped.

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Plot armor this and plot armor that.

If you throw enough babies into the baby crusher.

Statistically one will come out unharmed due to convenient circumstance.

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I just finished the new batch of chapters from my favorite fanfic

What now?

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Cactus

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What if the real revolution was the friends we made along the way.

Mmhhmmhmh!!!!!!!!

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"Pink does not remind me of the hunt."

Sir you have not made a bed in minecraft

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My wheat stalks know to tuck and hide come harvest season. They needn't be taught the dangers if the tax man.

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

My heart skipped a beat

And one became two

Two became three

Followed by four

My violet flushed face

Now bashed on the floor

So roses are red

Violets are blue

Love may be important

But breathing is too

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How would one realistically part a large body of water to allow for save passage across.

Asking for a friend.