disleanne
disleanne
LB the Magnificent
6K posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
disleanne · 19 hours ago
Text
dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior
167K notes · View notes
disleanne · 2 days ago
Text
(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.
53K notes · View notes
disleanne · 2 days ago
Text
If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science
49K notes · View notes
disleanne · 6 days ago
Video
The bizarre line delivery in the Invader Zim pilot is severely underrated 
121K notes · View notes
disleanne · 8 days ago
Text
wgatever .
Tumblr media
25K notes · View notes
disleanne · 10 days ago
Text
“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
98K notes · View notes
disleanne · 10 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
155 notes · View notes
disleanne · 12 days ago
Text
well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
123K notes · View notes
disleanne · 15 days ago
Text
Walking around the city and punching people til they die cus its fridayyy
8K notes · View notes
disleanne · 15 days ago
Note
Tumblr media
Ominous or just funny?
Sad
575 notes · View notes
disleanne · 18 days ago
Text
I'm don bluth. I want to draw the saddest mice in the world. But, they gotta be sexy too.
2K notes · View notes
disleanne · 18 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Alolan Meowth (2025) - Extradimensional Crisis Illustrator: Mina Nakai
1K notes · View notes
disleanne · 20 days ago
Note
All you do is whine
untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage
68K notes · View notes
disleanne · 29 days ago
Text
ADHD is do awesome because you have to tell yourself once every 17 seconds that the discomfort you feel during the creative process is, in fact, not a sign of failure, but your brain just having a temper tantrum due to a lack of instant gratification
10K notes · View notes
disleanne · 29 days ago
Text
Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up
54K notes · View notes
disleanne · 29 days ago
Text
Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are
75K notes · View notes
disleanne · 29 days ago
Text
im just a huge sucker for charismatic villains becoming sort of pseudo good guys and hanging out with the main characters just because a bigger, more serious threat emerges and i dont think it happens enough tbh. especially when they’re still kind of a dick, i just think its a fun trope
53K notes · View notes