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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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I know I'm not the only one who's ready for my Yautja husband now. I'm screaming high-pitched shrills right now.

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This.

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sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

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idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

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if you were a romanceable/ friendshippable character in a farming sim what gifts would you need to receive to boost your approval rating. asking because i just received two (2) cannolis, unprompted, and i could physically feel my serotonin increasing and i did gasp out loud

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Shape of water

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How Stories Can Save Us – The Philosophy of The Fall

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there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

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𝑀𝑦 ℎ𝑢𝑠𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑑˖⁺‧₊˚🧸🎀

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It’s still stupid but it worksheet

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i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

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My foxy Shep❤️

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hello dear new people that followed me because of my silly Garrus post

I write fanfiction too ✨