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Oh my god. So similar to my other post where all the Wayne kids find out that Dick was never actually adopted by Bruce.

So imagine they’re all back at the manor, they’re interrogating Bruce on why he never adopted Dick, and Bruce insists he can still adopt Dick now even though he’s an adult, but Dick is getting nervous the more insistent he gets.

And it turns out it’s because he was already adopted by someone else. But it’s another Justice League member.

“What?”

Bruce is speechless. He’s bamboozled. He’s livid.

“HAL, I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!” he shouts as he zetas into the watchtower.

“Hal! Abort, abort! Code: Daddy Warbucks!” Dick screeches as he runs in behind Bruce.

Hal is scrambling to leave before Batman can actually beat him to a pulp.

“Dammit, kid, you were supposed to give me way more notice than this!” Hal screeches right back, and he’s already being chased by Bruce. He isn’t even in his Batman get-up, he’s still in his clothes from dinner. He has slippers on.

“You adopted my kid?? When did you adopt my kid?” Bruce is shouting at him.

“You’re the one who kicked him out!” Hal shouts back. “He wasn’t even 16 yet! He needed someone to sign the release forms for the Olympics!”

“HE WAS IN THE OLYMPICS?”

“HAL! THAT WASA SECRET!”

“YOU BATS HAVE TOO MANY SECRETS!”

Idk I just want chaos with Bruce finding out another league member adopted Dick. Hal is an easy target.

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love to think about dick and jaybin brotherism if it was in the modern era. here’s a scene i’ve been rotating in my head:

*on a road trip for some reason*

dick (18): i’m gonna stop at the 7-11 up here, you want anything?

jason (13): yeah, a pack of marlboros

dick: smoking kills, you know

jason: and those zyns destroy your gums

dick: that’s different, i’m eighteen

jason: still not old enough to buy those things, you’ve got a fake id

dick: so what?

jason: do you think bruce’d be happy to know you buy drugs and alcohol with a fake id?

dick: bruce isn’t the boss of me

jason: he’s the boss of me, and you’re a bad influence. what would he say if i told him there were drugs in your car?

dick: there aren’t drugs in my car

jason, pulling a baggie of weed from his pocket and shoving it in the glove box: there are now

dick: …you’re getting lucky strikes, they’re cheaper

jason: YOUR DAD IS A BILLIONAIRE

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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

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My cover that I drew for a fanfic I'm working on called, 1991 ❀˖°

♡ Older Steve Harrington x Nancy Wheeler x Jonathan Byers ♡

I'll be posting on Ao3 and Wattpad... more illustrations will possibly come, as I would love to visually narrate my story.

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damian being held up on bruce’s shoulders (but they’re super serious) for @catacoves aka my dearest admin in crime of @dcforgaza <3 appreciate you for helping host and also donating!

donations are still open until June 21st!!!! get yourself a piece of art for just a $5 donation 0-:

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If it comes from parents who model the behavior they want to see, then this is good parenting.

The problem is that many parents don't model this behavior. Many parents are authoritarian and rule by fear. Many parents take advantage of the fact that they're bigger, they control the finances, their power is upheld by society, and their children are dependent on them. And they complain when their child starts treating people the exact same way.

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in Maine sheep are released on offshore Islands in spring to graze for summer. With no natural predators on these islands sheep thrive. To be corralled up and brought back to the mainland in early fall.

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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Extremely low effort stobin memes. You're welcome

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Nightwing (2016-): Fear State

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I don’t like that game changer has become synonymous with “ooh big crazy twist” and seemingly neither does Sam + the writers, so I’m glad there’s still some simpler episodes in this season where it’s just cute fun little games the whole time to remind people what the actual point of the show is

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

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60s Lesbyler wip

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One of the worst things about being Steve’s platonic soulmate is that he talks so lovingly of Tommy and Carol. He tells her these lovely little stories about the things they got up to when they were kids and…

It makes Robin fond of them. She doesn’t want to be fond of them. She wants to think badly of them. Carol used to purposely trip her in the hallway. She wants to hate them!

Then Steve tells her about how he’d spend Christmas with Tommy’s family or how Carol called him every night for a week after his grandma died because she knew they were close.

And now Robin is fond! She hears things about them and is like, good! She’s happy for them. Ugghhhhh.

She’s getting offended on their behalf and Steve’s when Nancy and Jonathan make a snide comment about Steve’s old friends and like, “At least they never cheated on him with each other, right? That’s really shitty, isn’t it?”

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.