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🦋🎩 ALONZO - An unassuming yet seductive blend of luxurious lily and handsome amber, the illusion of wealth and influence dangling like a golden peach just beyond your grasp.

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soap dog, you might ask, why did you only make a soap for alonzo out of all the social links? well, A) i ran out of time (SORRY BRIGITTA ILU SO MUCH) and B) alonzo is so beautiful i couldn't NOT make a soap of him.

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👑🗡️ LOUIS - Imperious amber, bold lily and deep patchouli musk balanced with regal power, saffron and apple uplifting the allure of rule based upon strength and strength alone..

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yeah okay maybe i would vote for louis. have you seen that man's waist?

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🧡🧚‍♀️ GALLICA - Lively lemon zest, fairy wings aflutter with sweet olive and myrtle, a playful sea breeze guiding you through the sparkling haze of magla.

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my not very secret favorite scent out of all the metaphor soaps (TO BE CLEAR i love them all, but gallica's is truly like. just the best lemony smell I've ever smelled in my goddamn life.)

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🪓🐈‍ BASILIO - Spiced patchouli, cedar oiled steel, a berserker’s husky growl masking softer notes of violet leaf and dried lavender, a warm heart cleft in twain.

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CATBOY RIGHTS REIGN SUPREME i love basilio as my favorite catboy twunk

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👁️🐉 EUPHA - Sacrificial blooms of soft lavender mingle with honeyed devotion and a priestess’ courage.

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i love eupha so SO soso much. i want our protag to hold hands with both her and strohl.

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🎶🎭 JUNAH - Enchanting petals of orange blossom harmonize with heady sakura blooms, a dancer’s fan unfurling to waft an inspirational melody of fragrant bamboo and pear.

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masked dancer is such a broken class, y'all

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🦇🥷HEISMAY - Sharp olive and cassis, a shadowy blade imbued with a father’s devotion, parting the darkness to usher in cleansing light, purified by salt and coriander.

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favorite bat dad.... ;A;

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💛🗡️ (lord leon) STROHL (da haliaetus) - The warrior’s sword of justice cuts through crisp florals and honeyed musk, giving way to a stalwart base of noble tonka, sharp with bitter pith.

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and a bonus lil shrine for our favorite noble from Katsucon 2025 hehehe

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🛡️❤️ HULKENBERG - Fiery saffron, apple peel, and sharp bergamot belie a knight bereft, her steadfast spear of cedar and unyielding steel tinged with duty yearning to be fulfilled.

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falls to my knees... my beautiful she-beast lady knight hulkenberg... i relate to her so much about wanting to eat everything in sight...

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👑💙🤍 WILL - Royal sandalwood and velvety cocoa, hints of golden sunflower and amber lighting the path ahead, an anxious heart transformed into the seeker of a bright future.

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guess what guys i'm also. supremely metaphor refantazio pilled

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🌹✨ MEL - Soft power wreathed in damask rose and violet, an elegant smiling mask hiding bared fangs and thorns of spiced clove and sharp pepper.

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mel is my best and most favorite gal in the world.

aaand that's the last of the arcane soaps! <3

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🌳⏳ EKKO - A stalwart heart of oak wreathed in smoky vanilla, firelights flickering like seconds unwound in bright flickers of citron and rosewood.

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🗡️🥃 SILCO - Cigar smoke, cognac, and shimmering black plum, brutal justice found in ruthless ambition, the spider pulling the strings and the knife buried in your back.

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sooooo this is my favorite scent of the arcane bunch (second favorite is vi.) smooth, smoky, sweet in the way that a mouthful of blood is sweet. :)

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⚒️💔 JAYCE - Fine bergamot cologne overshadowed by the hammer’s metallic command, imbued with juniper, reluctant amber, and the ozone tang of hextech sparks.

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not gonna lie, this soap smells to me like 'sweaty man with big hammer forced to put on a suit for the occasion.'

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🧪🤖 VIKTOR - Incense and ashes, sandalwood idealism overcome by dispassionate juniper, discarding crumpled blooms of ylang ylang and peppercorn in pursuit of glorious evolution.

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💙💣💥 JINX - Pull the pin on a burst of savage plum, bitter osmanthus ghosts, guilt, and rage laced with the scalding bite of steel.

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💙🤍 CAITLYN - Lilac petals fall in a hurricane, justice enforced by a rifle held by steady hands and steely will, oiled in perfumed sandalwood and geranium.