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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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literally can't stop thinking about this

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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for an embarrassingly long amount of time i didn’t realize that couples showering together meant they were fucking in there i thought they just got lonely or something and wanted to hang out. in the shower

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Happy Juneteenth Tumblr✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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THE OFFICE — 2.22 "Casino Night"

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Fit check from a while back 🦇🖤

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“laughter is the best medicine” WRONG. hormone replacement therapy.

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'I asked chat GPT-'

oh did you? You asked something that steals shit to lie to you about a subject? And you just tell me this like I care to know what it said? Like I wanted to know its opinion? I regularly ask my cat Cheesey Gordita Crunch about many subjects and I think I trust his judgement more than whatever bullshit ur shitty algorithm spat out

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Good morning who has a side quest for me today?

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living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

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I’ve been waiting since March to post this...