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humanity in sci-fi novels immediately upon learning that the alien race they encountered isn't fuckable or humanoid

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Average new player experience

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I need my Helldivers... 2

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Given how successful Helldivers 2 has been, you know there's already a producer out there somewhere eager to make an adaptation of it. But here's the thing, we don't need a Helldivers movie. We've already got Starship Troopers.

What we need, is a Helldivers 2 animated comedy, with the exact tone of the early seasons of Red vs Blue.

Give me a small crew of Helldivers who are complete idiots that somehow keep surviving by sheer luck.

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spewer pile teehee

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dont worry fellow patriot, i discovered that planets are hollow after i democratically held the attention of a charger vis a vis my own body!

…fill it with termicide

Will we ever spread democracy underground, use some drill-type veichles to attack large bot bases or bug nests?

There is a hesitancy to do this, as we don’t know what it might look like underneath the surface.