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You look so adorable in your outfit (I'm thinking of doing extremely inappropriate things to you)

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due to budgetary constraints we've redefined the American Dream to be dry humping on the clock

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The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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What do you mean creepy she's so cute. Look how pleased she is with herself

House of Harkness Infinity Comic(2024) - Issue 6

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the queer community NEEDS to care about those of us that are living in deeply conservative areas

they did not get to choose where they grew up and they are living under the harshest oppression

we cant punish them for where they live, we need to be working to help them as well

and that includes building online communities and resources that they can access and where they can feel safe

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where are the butches who like femmes that are fucking teases that act all innocent...

like I love to act all unknowing and innocent as I bend forward, and my top exposes my cleavage.

or how I would grope your biceps and say "oh your so strong.." while looking at you with my big doe eyes.

maybe even the way I would purposely bend over in front of you and apologize as you see my lacy black panties under my skirt.

I swear Im not teasing you.

Im still your good girl, right..?

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Loki Deleted Scenes Thor: The Dark World (2013); dir. Alan Taylor

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AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON as PIETRO MAXIMOFF | Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

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nice rack fuck i meant cute tits fuck sorry i meant deliciou- no fuck oops i meant fantastic boobs NO sorry im trying to say awooga oops um i mean-

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normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

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coming out 7.31.2026

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me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

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i love it when my mutuals and i are into wildly different fandoms. it's so awesome i know nothing abt your blorbos but i love that they bring u jouy

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"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash

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Puter, how do I ask for a new mutual’s discord without sounding like a creep and a weirdo? Puter, can you hear me?

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Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you