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Delta Spirit - Devil Knows You’re Dead  - Third of three

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Delta Spirit - Devil Knows You’re Dead - Second of Three

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Delta Spirit - Devil Knows You’re Dead  - First of three

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The New York Times would like to issue corrections for the wedding announcement of Mr. Adam Penview to Ms. Katie Jasper that ran in yesterday’s paper.

We incorrectly identified in the announcement that Mr. Adam Penview and Ms. Katie Jasper were married at the Church of the Holy Trinity in...

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Annakie is watching Scandal, #1.6 / #1.7

Annakie: the reporter dude is gonna die isnt he?

Annakie: (don't tell me)

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Annakie: Oh Reporter dude

Annakie: why would you show your hand like that

Annakie: why

Annakie: what's his name, Gavin?

DP: That was my thought too! I don't know what his name is, I just refer to him as "Lie to Me" guy. He went all Stupid Ned Stark and now Billy has literally cut a new hole into him.

DP: And now no one will remember his name. :smith:

Annakie: oooh he's not dead yet!

DP: FUCK

Annakie: hahah

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Just for anyone wondering: I'm in Long Island, but I'm okay. Got VERY lucky; my immediate area looks like there was just a bad rainstorm. I still have power, I still have phone and internet, I still have TV.

About 85% of the island was not as lucky and my prayers are with them. My prayers are also with those who got slammed in the City and in NJ (which is where my Dad currently sits, thankfully away from the shore but without power, likely for the next week). You'll forgive me, Brownie, if I can live with FEMA being a little quick to lend a hand.

Asshole.

Some stuff you really CAN’T make up. 

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Very well said. Definitely give that video a watch if you're up for some schadenfraude.

Anyone likely to be reading this knows that this video exists (say no to drugs version) and the sustained reaction over it. Ideally this post would build from an earlier one about Retsupurae in general, but that doesn’t exist so I’m writing it now in the interest of striking a day after the...

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WatchMojo.com and Twentieth Century Fox are giving you the chance to win a “Homeland: The Complete First Season” Prize Pack, which includes the first Season on Blu-ray and a branded flash drive!

“Homeland Season 1″ was just released on Tuesday, August 28th, 2012.

Hailed...

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David Byrne Status: Still straight owning.

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Dear Emmett C. Burns Jr., I find it inconceivable that you are an elected official of Maryland's state government. Your vitriolic hatred and bigotry make me ashamed and disgusted to think that you are in any way responsible for shaping policy at any level. The views you espouse neglect to consider several fundamental key points, which I will outline in great detail (you may want to hire an intern to help you with the longer words): [...] In closing, I would like to say that I hope this letter, in some small way, causes you to reflect upon the magnitude of the colossal foot in mouth clusterfuck you so brazenly unleashed on a man whose only crime was speaking out for something he believed in. Best of luck in the next election; I'm fairly certain you might need it. P.S. I've also been vocal as hell about the issue of gay marriage so you can take your "I know of no other NFL player who has done what Mr. Ayanbadejo is doing" and shove it in your close-minded, totally lacking in empathy piehole and choke on it. Asshole.

Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft on Twitter), in response to a letter written by a Maryland State Delegate that criticized a Baltimore Ravens player for publicly supporting gay marriage.

The delegate's letter.

Kluwe's full response.  (Definitely read the whole thing, motherfucker is out for BLOOD.)

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The only ad I remember [for new shows on NBC's fall slate] is the one they showed immediately after Costas was talking about how important Gabby Douglas' win was to other African American girls. It was the one about the vet show and it showed a monkey doing gymnastics, which struck me as poor taste to say the least.

zoux, from Something Awful's TV IV

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Fuck yeah, Jim Beaver!

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Ben: Why are you laughing?

Leslie: Because my dream is dead.

Win, Lose, or Draw - Season 4, Episode 22

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[Submitted by: jslicer

Please be advised that you do NOT need to constantly be asking one another what wanted L.A. crime kingpin Marcellus Wallace “looks like”. Especially in my voice. There are posters in each and every breakroom here at HQ.]

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With its big-screen bombast, “Runaways” — like “When You Were Young” before it — is already being compared to Bruce Springsteen, but this is, of course, wildly inaccurate. First, the Boss rarely gave in so completely to a hook this huge. But, really, even with its talk of “blonde hair blowing in a summer wind” and nights that “get wild,” “Runaways” sounds nothing like Bruce Springsteen. Rather, it sounds like what someone staying up all night reading about Bruce Springsteen on Wikipedia might imagine Bruce Springsteen sounds. It’s buffed up and shiny, a perfectly constructed delivery system for all the fist-pumping parts of Born in the USA you think you remember and none of the grouchy Realpolitik you’ve been trying to forget. It takes Bruce’s blue-collar heroes and airlifts them to the popped-collar fantasyland of the Strip; all of the glory, none of the daze.

And this is, I think, the key to the Killers. Their best songs exist — no, thrive — in this uncanny valley between reality and nostalgia, between ham and cheese. Like all great rock stars, these guys are totally self-made outsiders, but their success is even more surprising: They’re a bunch of goofy Mormons from the middle of the desert. The skyline they grew up in the shadow of wasn’t Manhattan — it was New York, New York. They understand gambling like the locals: Even when you’re down, success is only a roll of the dice away.

I am in the bag for this band as much as half of Tumblr is in the bag for a canon Dean and Castiel romance arc.  I rally for them the same way Annakie rallies against anybody who disses Martha Jones.

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It hurts too much to stand behind shows like Parks & Rec and Community, so we're just going to air shit we're not as invested in, and hope that sticks with people because it has elements of what we think is popular with audiences.

Pretty much what NBC President Robert Greenblatt said during Summer Press Tour, according to TIME's James Poniewozik. [x]