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“No one else has hair as dark and shiny as a raven’s wink.”

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*me Googling how much a new tractor costs for the billionaire Western romance I’m ghostwriting because yes that is a thing*

But would she think his tractor is sexy...?

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“She wasn’t cut out for the afterlife,” I mistyped, inadvertently giving myself a runaway story idea.

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And somehow “someone else” becomes “some eels,” but I think that was Otto’s fault, not mine.

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And then “Anita, eh?” becomes “Anitay?” because 1. portmanteaus are a great timesaver and 2. also phonetic spelling.

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When you can’t remember what a rolling pin is called and you type “pie roller” and then have to frown thoughtfully at it for a while.

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Oh, sure, I SHOULD have made some actual dinner but heck, if I can’t just eat cereal at 5:30 and then forget about food for the rest of the day then what even is the point of being nearly 35 and single?

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It’s not “romance ensues,” Otto, it’s “Romantic Ensures.”

For when you really need to make sure that you’ve got your recommended daily dose of romance.

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“Arthur’s Vacated Chair”

new punk band

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Spencer’s draw jopped.

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grate does not equal great

at least

not usually

why self, why

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I’m literally looking back through Whouffaldi tags/etc. to find blogs that look familiar from when I was... whoever I was back then. Randombattlecry? Notmadjustcrazy? I forget who I was last.

(Whoops, a monkey just climbed on the power line.)

(That’s not like a euphemism. I live in Costa Rica and they do it all the time.)

Anyway I’m kinda sorta back on Tumblr for a while and I miss the whouffaldi stuff. So if I followed you and you’re wondering why: that’s probably why!

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wrote this

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Doctor Who (2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Twelfth Doctor/Clara Oswin Oswald Characters: Twelfth Doctor, Clara Oswin Oswald Summary:

Clara thinks she knows what the Doctor wants. She thinks she knows what she wants, too, but she’s been wrong before, God knows, no point in denying it. Reunion fic. Whouffaldi.

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The thing I do now, for relaxation/anxiety relief, is listen to YouTube normal-girl-fashion videos while I look hungrily through ThredUp, wondering why I’m doing this to myself.

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In fact, Warren Buffett fame-ily said...

Because famously isn’t enough. He said it in a fame-y sort of way. 

Also, 89% sure that I initially mixed Warren Buffett up with Jimmy Buffett and wondered what Margaritaville had to do with index funds