Anthropophagic cryptid, just late to the party. Writer. Teacher. Scientist. Not that kind of doctor. He/they. AO3
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i really want people to stop writing scientists as awkward, stilted conversationalists who don't understand idioms or emotions and start writing them as depressed alcoholics who swear like sailors unless they're in a specifically academic situation
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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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My vintage medical/funeral/embalming collection. I’ve bought and sold a few pieces since this photo was taken, but it’s still a fun one to show off.
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me
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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.
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Triple J's holding an Australian Music Hottest 100, lets gooooooo
https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/countdown/hottest100
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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.
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20 examples of periodic solutions to the three-body problem
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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz
Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊
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The ends justifies the means
#I used to live in a house of absolute nerds (scientists and engineers)#and we had a house party once#we had homebrewed beer in the back#and this bridge sim hooked up to our Frankenstein PC TV#this is basically how it went
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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
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