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hi guys! i'm getting back into tarot readings so i can supplement my income bcs living unfortunately has been quite expensive lately.

-> what types of reading do i offer?

several of them! they are separated into simple readings and complex readings and there are several different types of spreads.

-> what can the readings be about?

whatever you want to know about! they can be about more general topics like love, finances, job or even just life itself or about more specific topics like something that happened to you and you don't understand, dreams etc.

-> what's the difference between simple readings and complex readings?

simple readings are spreads that involve three to four cards, they are quick and direct. complex readings involve several cards and take more time as they usually involve larger spreads and a lot more things to delve into.

-> can i choose a specific spread?

yes! upon making an appointment for consultation and specifying what type of reading you want i will explain each spread in detail and it's up to you to choose which one you feel will make more sense for you! and if you don't know how to pick or what to pick i'll suggest the one i feel is more appropriate.

-> what's the cost?

a simple reading is $17 and a complex reading is $34.

-> how is the reading done?

once you make an appointment we will get in contact through discord or google meet (whatever you feel more comfortable with) and we can do the reading through video call or voice call (once again, whatever you are comfortable with).

-> how is the payment done?

payments are done beforehand through my ko-fi, once i get the confirmation of the payment the appointment is booked.

-> why should i get a reading?

a tarot reading is like a guiding hand, when you are struggling to understand something or wish to know something it's a way to connect with the universe and ask for guidance and advice. a lot of times it's also a comfort, helping you understand things about situations and even yourself that you hadn't realized before.

in case you are interested in a tarot reading please contact me through pm here and we can set up an appointment! if you are not interested that's completely okay but i would appreciate if you could reblog this post to help a girl out :) have a lovely day everyone!

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hi guys! coming here once again to announce writing comms!

i am okay with writing both SFW and NSFW and i am mostly okay with some aspects of dead dove (please just ask!). i am not comfortable with writing rpf so i will refrain from it.

my prices go as follows:

drabbles (from 500 - 1k words): $10

between 1k - 1.5k words: $15

between 1.5k - 2k words: $20

between 2k - 2.5k words: $25

between 2.5k - 3k words: $30

between 3k - 3.5k words: $35

between 3.5k - 4k words: $40

between 4k - 4.5k words: $45

between 4.5k - 5k words: $50

5k and above: goes from $50 upwards and subject to price adjustments based on the hourly wage in my country!

If you want something written to you and your tastes please consider sending me a dm!

if you’re not familiar with my writing, here is my AO3! (please note my ao3 is linked to showcase examples of my writing).

ps: i also do tarot readings! prices are $15 for a three card pull and $30 for a full reading!

love and light to you all . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

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hi guys! i have got a few donations but i’m still not close to the end goal so i will be opening writing commissions!

i am okay with writing both SFW and NSFW and i am mostly okay with some aspects of dead dove (please just ask!). i am not comfortable with writing rpf so i will refrain from it, i am comfortable with writing for most fandoms but if a bigger amount of research is needed for writing then there will be price adjustments.

my prices go as follows:

drabbles (from 500 - 1k words): $10

between 1k - 1.5k words: $15

between 1.5k - 2k words: $20

between 2k - 2.5k words: $25

between 2.5k - 3k words: $30

between 3k - 3.5k words: $35

between 3.5k - 4k words: $40

between 4k - 4.5k words: $45

between 4.5k - 5k words: $50

5k and above: goes from $50 upwards and subject to price adjustments based on the hourly wage in my country!

i have written mostly for one piece lately, but i have written for other fandoms (which i’ll tag too), i also can do socmed fanfics -complete with twitter profiles and all-, if you want something written to you and your tastes please consider sending me a dm!

if you’re not familiar with my writing, here is my AO3!

ps: i also do tarot readings! prices are $15 for a three card pull and $40 for a full reading!

love and light to you all . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

hi guys! i haven’t been active here a lot lately and unfortunately today i came to ask for help. last weekend i had acute appendicitis and i had to be rushed to emergency surgery before my appendix ruptured. fortunately my healthcare provider covered the cost of the surgery but unfortunately it did not cover the cost of the anesthesia for the procedure. the cost wound up being around three thousand brazilian reais (around five hundred and something american dollars) and unfortunately that is not an amount that i can easily scrounge up, especially because i also the have costs of meds and aftercare etc. so i came here to ask for ko-fi donations (as gofundme isn’t accessible in my country). i have all the documentation for the procedure etc as well, in case anyone feels doubtful about it please dm me and i will be happy to show it.

you can see my set goal here: https://ko-fi.com/junilost/goal?g=0

absolutely anything that can help, be it any amount or simply a reblog would be greatly appreciated! thank you!

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hi guys! i haven’t been active here a lot lately and unfortunately today i came to ask for help. last weekend i had acute appendicitis and i had to be rushed to emergency surgery before my appendix ruptured. fortunately my healthcare provider covered the cost of the surgery but unfortunately it did not cover the cost of the anesthesia for the procedure. the cost wound up being around three thousand brazilian reais (around five hundred and something american dollars) and unfortunately that is not an amount that i can easily scrounge up, especially because i also the have costs of meds and aftercare etc. so i came here to ask for ko-fi donations (as gofundme isn’t accessible in my country). i have all the documentation for the procedure etc as well, in case anyone feels doubtful about it please dm me and i will be happy to show it.

you can see my set goal here: https://ko-fi.com/junilost/goal?g=0

absolutely anything that can help, be it any amount or simply a reblog would be greatly appreciated! thank you!

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the idea came to me in a migraine induced dream but now im obsessed with the concept of a mu qingfang who knew the abuse bunhe was going through at the hands of og!shen qingqiu/shen jiu and did his best to treat the kid whenever he could (and bring his concerns to zhangmen shixiong, which were obviously very much ignored) and his constant worry over the situation means that when the qi deviation happens he is suspicious of shen qingqiu’s changes for all different reasons and very much protective of luo binghe -who is a sweet child and an earnest disciple who seems to always find the most incredible medicinal herbs to bring to his mu shishu as thanks for the care bestowed upon him- which means that when the whole shen qingqiu dying thing happens instead of bad mouthing luo binghe or fighting him at every chance he does his best to come over and keep an eye on things to try and help him and make sure luo binghe won’t kill himself trying to bring shen qingqiu back because he remembers that earnest kid and he’s witnessed luo binghe’s devotion to this shen qingqiu first hand and knows there is no way that the kid who cried when ning yingying found a bird with a broken wing and begged mu qingfang to fix it and the kid that would always borrow medical texts and try to find new herb combinations as if it was a game between him and qian cao disciples is actually doing anything nefarious to shen qingqiu’s corpse.

anyways in this essay i will-

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idk if anyone will care much about this and i will delete this post once i’m back to it but i’ve been down with a migraine so insane i’ve had to use sunglasses to be able to turn the lights on my apartment so i will be back with writing the prompts as soon as i’m better!

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loving the drabbles but i have a question, what are the nonsense quotes on the tags? like i'm pretty sure there's two hozier ones but i can't make any sense of them

oh those are the titles for these specific universes in which the drabbles are! this way if someone wants something that is a continuation of another drabble i did they can ask for it by the title! i saw shanastoryteller (and u really should read her stuff, it's magnific) using this system to differentiate her drabbles and it seemed nice and organized, so i'm following the example to try and keep some order in this blog.

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Hii! Maybe some Qing Jing trio(nyy, mf, lbh) shenanigans? Pre immortal conference and post SQQ-SY

“I feel like the two of you are judging me entirely too harshly,” Ming Fan says, trying and failing to untangle the knot of ribbons on his hands, Ning Shijie hums.

“That’s because we are.” Binghe says unabashedly, hissing when Ning Shijie pulls a little on the braid she’s doing on his hair, Ming Fan makes a face at him and Binghe sticks his tongue out at him and Ning Shijie pulls on his hair again “Ow, Shijie!”

“A-Luo stop being mean to da-shixiong,” She admonishes and Ming Fan smiles smugly at them before she turns to him “And da-shixiong stop provoking A-Luo, really.”

“But Shimei!” Ming Fan exclaims before quieting down at what must have been one of the glorious Ning Shijie glares “I don’t understand how the two of you have the ground to judge me on this.”

“Well, A-Luo is in love with Shizun” Ning Shijie says, tying off the braid and starting another one, Binghe nods.

“And Ning Shijie has a crush on Liu Shimei,” Binghe completes, passing Ning Shijie one of the wooden hairsticks “None of those is indicative of bad taste.”

“Oh, but i am?” Ming Fan questions hotly and their pointed silence must be more than enough of an answer because he starts muttering angrily about disrespectful shidimei and propriety.

“It’s not that da-shixiong is the issue!” Ning Shijie exclaims, trying to salvage their shixiong’s fragile ego.

“It’s da-shixiong’s taste in men that’s the problem,” Binghe says, nodding, Ning Shijie slaps his shoulder but he can hear her girlish giggle “I mean, a Bai Zhan peak disciple? Shizun must be getting hives at the mere implication of it.”

“Yu shidi is attractive! And he’s great with his sword!” Ming Fan argues, not noticing the innuendo until it’s too late, he goes red in the face while Binghe and Ning Shijie crumple into a heap, giggling loudly. “You’re absolutely horrible and i hate you both. ”

“Hey!” Ning Shijie says in this laughing tone, mirth in her eyes “More respect with your future Shimu!” 

Binghe colours at the mere implication but the look on Ming Fan’s face is so funny that it sends him into a laughing fit so strong his stomach cramps, Ning Shijie doesn’t seem to be faring better.

“You’re both awful shidimei and i want a refund.” Ming Fan explains, face fully red, Binghe hiccups.

“You’re stuck with us, da shixiong,” Ning Shijie says, poking at Ming Fan’s side with her foot “No refund for you, Yingying and Binghe are all you get.” 

“Yes, who would you commiserate about your embarrassing crush on Yu shidi with? Shizun?” Binghe asks and the look of abject horror on Ming Fan’s face immediately sends him and Ning Shijie into hysterics again, Ming Fan gets up on his knees and starts beating at them with the ball of knotted ribbons on his hand, cursing at them all the while.

The three of them are late for their duties, dishevelled and with grass stains on their clothes but the curve of a smile on Shizun’s beautiful eyes tells Binghe he doesn’t mind it at all.

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Can i get some demon trio bonding pls?

Sha Hualing is the worst possible person to ever go drinking with. Mobei-jun will simply sulk in a corner and sip his wine like an ice statue that wished to be a real boy and make you feel somehow inadequate to even be in his company, Sha Hualing on the other hand will start a tavern brawl and only be satisfied once she’s sure she’s spilled blood from at least three people.

“Why are you like this?” Binghe begs her after they’re kicked from the third tavern this week, she’s cackling like a mad witch, not an ounce of concern for her -admittedly, very flimsy- human disguise, he prays no one associates him with the new prestigious guest of Huan Hua Palace and goes babbling to the old palace master, heavens know Binghe does not want that old geezer coming around to act all paternal around him again.

“Because it’s fun, Xiao He! You should do it too, it would loosen you up a bit maybe,” she tells him, pinching one of his cheeks with her sharp rouge stained claws, he whines “Ancestors know it would loosen up that one.” She gestures rudely to Mobei-jun, who just stands there looking serious as usual.

“Is his face stuck like that or does he have another even bitchier expression somewhere deep inside of him?” Binghe asks her in a very serious voice and Sha Hualing chortles like a piglet.

“Oh not, you should see him with his mousy little human, he gets so soft it’s unbearable to watch, like snow melting in the sun, blegh” Sha Hualing tells him, still giggling, draping herself over his shoulders like a warm and jingly scarf. 

“Shang-shishu!?” Binghe exclaims, eyebrows climbing up to his hairline, his expression growing even slacker with surprise at the flush that appears over Mobei-jun’s regal nose “OH YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH HIM!”

Sha Hualing cackles loudly again, right against his ear. Mobei-jun shushes the both of them, looking around with wide eyes as if Shang-shishu would pop out of the ground and catch them in the act of making fun of Mobei-jun for wanting to put his dick in him.

“He wants to give him babies.” Sha Hualing says loudly, pretending to whisper in Binghe’s ear and this time it’s him cackling as loud as he can.

“Hualing.” Mobei-jun hisses, his tone has hardly changed but Binghe gets the impression that he’s close to tears.

“Ancestors, you want to be the peak lady of An Ding Peak.” Binghe says and he and Sha Hualing immediately crumple into giggles again, Mobei-Jun lets out a noise not unlike a tea kettle.

Binghe and Sha Hualing are both doubled over laughing, a strong wind could probably make them topple into a puddle of giggly demon right here in the middle of this town square with the ugly lion statues and crooked lanterns. Mobei-jun looks heavenward as if asking for patience.

“He wants to be Shang Qinghua’s special little demon.” Sha Hualing says, slapping Binghe while tears stream down her face from how hard she’s laughing, Binghe is already hiccuping. Mobei-jun seems to decide that enough is enough, bending down and picking both of them up one under each arm, he opens a portal to Binghe’s palace in the demon realm and steps in.

Their cackles echo loudly while Mobei-jun hunts down Binghe’s room. A few of the demon servants stop to listen and smile to themselves before continuing, for once since Tianlang-jun’s demise there’s lightness in these halls again.

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Might be a weird one so feel free to skip it, but what if an artifact hits post marriage SQQ and LBH and summons their younger counterparts to them. Unfortunately, teenage Luo Binghe and a very confused teenage Shen Yuan have different opinions on their current situation.

Not sure if older SQQ and LBH would be embarrassed or embarrassing for their younger selves.

“A-yuan so cute!” Shen Qingqiu hears Binghe exclaim while pinching his teenage self’s reddened cheeks, he would try and get the attention off of little himself before he implodes but in the moment he is entirely too busy patting his cute little white sheep’s hair and fixing his robes even though there’s nothing for him to really fix.

“Binghe is one to tell.” Shen Qingqiu says, giving in to his thoughts and pinching one of little Binghe’s full cheeks. It goes pink under his fingers immediately, the blush spreading to Binghe’s cute little ears “Oh Binghe, this master could just put you in his pocket.”

“Shizun.” His little white sheep whines and Shen Qingqiu gives in once more to his instincts and boops him in the nose, little Binghe goes cross eyed trying to look at his finger and Shen Singqiu wills himself not to coo openly, this little white sheep might know him as the soft Shizun but he surely does not know him as the loving husband.

“We really should find a way to send them back soon, Binghe,” he says to the absolute despair of his sticky husband “It wouldn’t be wise to keep them.”

“But husband.” Binghe whines in the very specific tone that combined with the use of his marital title will immediately get him anything he wants from Shen Qingqiu, Binghe just forgot to account for their present company.

“WHAT?!” “HUH?!?” Both boys exclaim at the same time, voices tinged with very different types of disbelief. Shen Qingqiu sighs. It’s going to be a long one.

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can i get soft lbh and tlj please please please

“Do you see my mother in me?” Binghe asks his father days after their unexpected reunion, tucked away in the isolated abandoned cottage Zhuzhi-lang found for them earlier this week. Tianlang-jun gives him this grief filled smile Binghe has started to associate with his memories of Su Xiyan.

The horrors of the abyss and the gaping maw of his Shizun’s betrayal now seem long gone, like some distant nightmare. His days are filled with discussing human poetry with his father while cooking and quiet comforting silences with his cousin while tending to the little farm they're trying to grow. Binghe now has space in himself to grieve more than just his innocence, his place on the Cang Qiong Mountain Sect, he has space in his heart to grieve for more than just himself.

“You have Xiyan's smile, and her nose,” Binghe smiles while looking at the mirror and his father presses a finger to the divot that appears in his cheek “And her darling little dimples,” Then he pinches Binghe’s cheek and laughs at his expression of pure indignation “And you make her exact face of displeasure at being teased.”

His father’s smile is fond but the curve of his mouth speaks of insurmountable grief,  a loss so great it changes who you are as a being. An expression that Binghe has seen many times in the mirror during the course of his life that is a little jarring to see where it might have come from.

“You have my brows and the shape of my shoulders but Xiyan would be ecstatic with joy to see that you got my hair and my moles, she always loved those.” Tianlang-jun says, absentmindedly tucking strands of Binghe’s hair out of his face. His hair is healthier than it’s ever been, finally being taken care of by someone who knows how to deal with it’s curls and bushyness instead of combed to obedience as it's been since his early childhood. His father leans forward and kisses his forehead, right on the demon mark, then gets up and walks to the door to call Zhuzhi-lang inside for dinner.

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If you’re fine with writing Bingge, I’d enjoy seeing your spin on Shen Yuan ending up in PIDW as Bingge’s kid’s teacher/tutor post Bingge vs. Bingmei extra.

ADHD Peak 2.0: Bingge’s Kids Edition!

It’s been two months since Luo Binghe has met his other -weaker, happier, fuller- counterpart and his other -bright, kind, soft- Shizun and the betrayal of it all still wars against himself in a way he hasn’t felt in a long time.

He feels angry at everything, at himself, at his own rotten shizun, at the world for dealing him such an unfair hand, and nothing seems to help, not his wives and what he now realizes are their empty platitudes, not plundering the parts of the demon realm still left to the barbarian tribes. Nothing can help the emptiness, this hungry maw of a void that lives inside of him.

“Yingying is worried about A-Luo,” Yingying told him when he came to visit her courtyard, she seems more wary than the last Luo Binghe saw her, he wondered if she also felt betrayed by the injustice of the other Luo Binghe “A-Luo hasn't been around, husband has barely seen the children and have yet to meet with the tutor Mingyan arranged for.”

His heart softened a bit in his anger at the thought of his children, his boys. This is an accomplishment he was certain the other Luo Binghe is sure not to have, with his lack of wives and his cutsleeve marriage. That weaker Luo Binghe is sure not to have his precious boys.

“This lord meet with him soon, ying-er.” He told her, then she smiled at him and told him that the tutor was currently at one of the outer courtyards and A-Luo was sure to catch him if he went now. 

That’s how he’s come to stand in the entryway of the one of the calmer and cleaner outer courtyards of his palace, watching a stranger with a somewhat familiar soft face and bright brown eyes wrangle Yichen and Yingtai into practising their calligraphy while also trying to keep Weifeng from cramming bugs in his tiny mouth with his chubby fists all while Ruoxing watches from afar with the airs of superiority only an older brother could have. The daozhang tries to cajole Feng-er from his bug eating endeavors and Luo Binghe can swear that he knows this voice from somewhere, the way the man’s hands flutter around before he grabs Feng-er’s chubby cheeks and makes him spit out the bug he’s in the process of chewing.

Luo Binghe chuckles to himself and the man lifts his head quick as a whip, pretty eyes widening and cheeks turning pink and Luo Binghe is suddently breathless because now he realises why the mannerisms were familiar, why they pulled at his heartstrings. This is him. He knows in his bones that this is his version of the lovely Shizun that weaker Luo Binghe was blessed with.

“Lord Luo,” the man exclaims, breathlessly, the children lift their heads at their father’s name and come to crowd at his knees the moment they see him standing there “This lowly one is honoured to be in Junshang’s presence.”

Yes, Luo Binghe thinks to himself greedily, hoisting Weifeng on his hip and patting Ruoxing’s head absentmindedly, an honour indeed.

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hello svsss people! i need to get on my writing funk again so i'll be accepting writing prompts! if you want to read anything (respecting the "won't write" list under the cut ofc) please send me an ask and i'll write you a drabble in return!

I won't write (just not my jam, so sorry)

any sqq ship that doesn't involve lbh -> if lbh is involved i might do it | for example: i'm not comfortable with liushen but i do happen to enjoy bingliushen

incest

noncon

any lbh/sqq bashing

feel free to request anything that doesn't include the above topics, all else is probably absolutely fine and i will be happy to write it!

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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has anyone done this yet?

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i like how there is more to orpheus’ story really but common story of it pretty much ends where he loses eurydice. like as far as the narrative goes for many he might as well have died the moment he turned around. but he just keeps living after that anyway. until he gets torn asunder at least

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my favourite horror genre is mike flanagan