tera. dip and pip enthusiast. emo about something at any given moment. dan can fight me for phil trash #1
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iamcornelia鈥檚 Instagram Story | June 12, 2021
#this is so!!! freaking!!! loud!!!#CALLING HIM AN UNCLE#i actually stopped everything to reblog this#insta#martyn and cornelia
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dan: 馃幍 why doesn't dan get married? commitment issues! 馃幍
phil, partner of 11 years: yup.
me: 馃
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this feels like a homage to all of us veteran phannies
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will forever wonder what that dog charity show + dnp would've looked like馃様馃様
馃様 im assuming this is the show that approached them, it looks very cute and it鈥檚 tragic that dnp didn鈥檛 get to be apart of it
#honestly i know they said they almost did it#but I can't help think it would require a drastically different pr approach?#like. they need to introduce themselves on a tv show. tell about their lives. explain what sort of commitment would allow for 10-15 years#there are interviews and exploration of the kind of dynamic they're looking for#how would they pull that off and keep the glass closet on their relationship?? 馃#forever sad we didn't get to find out#dnp
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honestly what did i expect
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it's not me fearfully refreshing tumblr waiting for other people to watch so i can get a summary before i watch
surely not
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ngl....... a LIL BIT afraid of mr. amazing tonight
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I am sorry you are upset, and I am sending good vibes.
that's so nice 馃ズ i just had an awful work day and i feel so, so very stupid and unqualified, even though the assignment i was given was specifically given to me with the disclaimer that i might not succeed.
i hate failing. i need it to be tomorrow today.
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i am having a truly awful day and some phil content could not come too soon honestly
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this one鈥檚 for the boring people
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2 45 am London "Dan?" "Mmm?" "You awake?" "Yeah" "Dan if we were pigeons" (D soft sigh) "Would you groom me with your beak like steve groomed scraggy?" (D scoffs turns around noses bump n hides face in phils neck) "Of course you idiot" (P beams hugging him closer) "mmm Phil?" "Mmm?"(happily) "Would you?" "I'd try I'll probably get my beak stuck on your wing though" (D snorts) "shut up" (fondly) "go to sleep"
Enormous ghosthoney energy, anon. That tiktok with his half-asleep husband talking about worms?? (Sorry both my tiktok pushers are ghosting Me and I can鈥檛 find the link on my own you know the one I mean!!)Ren茅e came through asdflkjgs
Thank you for this amazing true story from real life
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me, generally enthusiastic about interior design: the floating staircase is so cool!
me, a pragmatic who's listened to dan and phil gush about children for a decade: boys, i've got bad news about toddlers and floating stairs
#phan#dnp#teratalks#this was legitimately.... my first thought.#even if the kid's room will be downstairs#they wouldn't wanna be so far from them ages 2 to 4
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a tiny聽sneak peek of their forever home

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this is so cursed by i actually........ like it.......??????? very troye sivan vibes imo
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