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they just don't get it……

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'our big gay prom night — dan and phil play the sims 4: season 2 #16'

imagine after the video is shot dan asks phil to recreate phil's horrible prom and they slow dance around the room healing their teenage trauma😭😭

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'dil's worst enemy — dan and phil play: sims 4 #4'

dan: am i gonna come home and you will have bought a porcelain pig?

LITTLE DID HE KNOW ABT THAT SHITTY GOLDEN PIG.

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let's not talk about the fact that dilf is still a twink let them rejoice

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kinda giving dan howell vibes

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I'M REALLY SORRY BUT-

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anyone?? phetty phease????

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can we talk about

phil: so today we're smashing two things together which are-

dan: (censored by woofs) OUR FUCKING COCKS FINALLY

moment?

or maybe we just leave it be by itself????

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[this game ended our friendship — bread and fred]

— the 'p' in 'phivorce' stands for 'penguin'.

that's why 'the lack of a wedding ring' AND NOT a 'wedding ring' on dan's finger.

(edited: i almost wrote phinger instead of finger lmao)

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[dan and phil massive pizza mukbang 2]

phil: i do not want any salad today

dan: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

WHY MEOW. WHY.

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imagine dan and phil who got into meet cutes nyc video on tiktok and they are asked the question 'excuse me, are you two a couple?', and dan starts yapping about 'more than friends, more than romance, literally soulmates, and also ranch'. and phil stands there like 'yeah'.

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i guess it's bad when i start quoting 'oh my god this is so exciting shaking my ass' and 'oh thank god i almost lost my shit' on a daily basis.

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phil lester once said:

"i would shape shift into you, you would shape shift into me. we know each other so well, it wouldn't be that different".

and my heart is so healed because of this.

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these three books look like dan howell's life journey in chronological sequence

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phil: *throws scarf into hallway*.

dan: i was really worried that's gonna be underwear then for a second.

I'M SORRY??? YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT??? AT WHAT POINT WAS IT ACTUALLY UNDERWEAR THAT MADE YOU WORRY THIS TIME???? DAN???? IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO CONFESS????

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at the moment when dan was telling about the incident when the worker at the airport thought he was sixteen instead of twenty-seven, there hadn't been that incident from the hospital yet, when the nurse thought dan was phil's son.

but phil, like a real father, already then forgot how old dan was, twenty-six or twenty-seven. it was the most dad-like shit phil could've done.

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this random chat is so dnp coded you can't deny it.

i feel like dan would do this shit on a daily basis.