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King I’m so sorry they keep doing you dirty like this, I still love you 💚

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John Titanfall is REAL I met him in a Titan Brawl match and he told me that Titanfall 3 was real

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I wish we got to see some sort of comedic alternate reality where Polnareff and Hol Horse teamed up under Dio's control to try to kill the squad - would have been absolutely hilarious

It's weird to think of Polnareff NOT being the stupid one but that's the direction I've decided to go

Thanks so much to @thebardslastnote for coming up with almost every detail of the design, this was definitely a collaborative work, but it was fun times

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just now realising that i have a deep curiosity of the deep and its all making a bit more sense now. like. something about the fact that there's basically just an infinite number of things to do and see somewhere in the universe is honestly like half the reason i even decide to wake up

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"Oh boy I sure wonder where all these conveniently places barrels of gunpowder positioned extremely close to the weakened wall came from! Sure is a mystery."

I love games where you can just get away with stupid tactics.

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i dunno why but the moment i saw the original image my brain instantly jumped to jade harley homestuck

for the 8 of you that get this uhhh heres an expired mcdonalds coupon i guess ok bye

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this really is part 3 jotaro huh

i don't care if you're neuron divergent i need you to slay count fucking dracula

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CAUGHT THIS STRANGE LOOKING THANG

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please let me out of the wubbabubger now im giving you engagement i beg of you

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG????

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How did you find this?

Who told you? I've only told a few people.

WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR???

there is no escape from hell

you can narrowly avoid me for only so long

there is no escape from hell

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do you guys ever just randomly decide to just sit there and contemplate the fabric of reality because i just had an existential crisis whilst eating smores flavoured pop tarts and i feel less and less anchored by this mortal coil every passing second

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wanted dead or alive for 25 cents

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currently wondering about the texture of eyeballs now because of this

'Tis the Season

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it may be cringe but a true homestuck has long lost their sense of cringe so really yes but who cares

Girls is it cringe to cosplay homestuck in the year of our lord 2024?