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Exploded.

Hey, want some rocket fuel for cheap?

This is a message from Kobold Sanctuary Buss Island.

Of course I do! Who wouldn't accept cheap rocket fuel! Surely rocket fuel will act just like regular gasoline and I can put this, not at all suspicious rocket fuel directly into my mech suit.

[doctorsciencefist]

Hey, want some rocket fuel for cheap?

This is a message from Kobold Sanctuary Buss Island.

Of course I do! Who wouldn't accept cheap rocket fuel! Surely rocket fuel will act just like regular gasoline and I can put this, not at all suspicious rocket fuel directly into my mech suit.

[doctorsciencefist]

I believe there is a method to madness. I need the most wacky, crazy and or insane people possible for the sake of world takeover. If you think you meet this criteria please contact me at 666-evilteam to be analyzed

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threats against Evil World Takeover

These... are Scrimblos (or so I have been informed) And they pose some kind of memetic hazard that forces me to continue to watch their stupid silly show!!!

Take caution evildoers...

The Amazing Digital Circus is a trap! Do not fall for it!

[doctorsciencefist]

How’s the team coming along?

Many apologies, the McDonalds ice cream machine that serves as the core power unit for my headquarters broke down, and has thus hampered my team building. signed Doctor Science Fist

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You'll be a perfect fit! consider yourself hired! Though perhaps cutting it back on the baby stomping... You might draw unwanted attention from... The heroes... signed - Doctor Science Fist

Hello, i have heard that you are indeed a cryptid, and I've always wanted to invite one to my team of evil (yet to be named) If you are evil, I formally invite you to the yet-to-be-named evil team!

I am as evil as they come. I once stomped on a newborn baby just for shits and giggles. My only fear is that I will be TOO evil for your team

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Amazing abilities! I'm impressed! As for evil acts... have you considered calling someone a bitch? or perhaps screaming ACAB at the top of your lungs. Yes... Yes that'll do nicely! signed - Doctor Science Fist

Hello. I am Doctor Science Fist. I've been requiting people for my evil team of villainy, and I have been told that you "eat your enemies" that's the exact kind of energy I'm looking for in my evil team! In order to join you need only tell me your abilities and commit some kind of evil. signed - Doctor Science Fist

Abilities 1:

Hungry socialite: Charisma bonus +2 against the mentally ill. Extra bonus +1 if they are named Graham.

Ability 2:

Ability 3:

Evil act:

Well I'm currently getting drunk on a Monday, but I guess Monday cancels out the evil... I guess I'm also getting married in the Protestant faith despite being an atheist? Nah still tame.

Hm, I did make a graph (posted here) which misrepresented facts, which could be seen as lying, which could be interpreted as evil, but idk. I'm also a person who spends money despite living in a capitalist society. I'm not sure. I think I might need some inspiration for how to be evil.

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One of my BEST FRIENDS, professor rain, just got his ass kicked by Geothermus AGAIN. He is covered in burns. Luckily his powers to make at rain lightly managed to keep him going. Heroes are by far worse than villains! This is why I'm taking over the world! PS - Professor Rain if you read this you did very good and I am proud of you. Get well soon!

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Despite being a wizard, my natural enemy, I will accept your help. I come baring payment of this awesome rock I stole from google images.

Update on conquest

I am going to attempt to subjugate the toads and frogs. This is so I might be able to use them to conquer the world

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Update on conquest

I am going to attempt to subjugate the toads and frogs. This is so I might be able to use them to conquer the world

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A bachelor's degree in mischief?! Very impressive! You are more qualified than I had expected! As for signing, the is no need. Simply continue your "villain arc" as you say. I trust in your skills, my newfound evil ally! signed - Doctor Science Fist

Hello? I'm calling into this big void and it's very dark, but this sign has told me to do so. Are you evil? I am evil. If you are also evil then I offer you the chance to join my evil team of supervillainy. If you aren't evil. Or are a cold uncaring void much like space, please disregard this. signed - Doctor Science Fist

I've always been destined to become a notorious villainess. I have a bachelor's degree in mischief and a penchant for buggary. Where do I sign, Doctor Science Fist?

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I'm looking for advice on world domination

it appears that more people can use magic and can shapeshift than I expected. Does anyone have any advice for how to deal with this

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Life lessons from Doctor Science Fist

No matter how smart you are, remember that you never need to outsmart someone for victory. Punching a motherfucker is always an option.