Incorrect Doctor Who Quotes. NuWho and Classic Who, and also Academy Era.
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Koschei: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them?
Ushas: Well what the hell do you do?
Koschei: I die? What the fuck kinda question-
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Koschei: I have no fears.
Theta: What if you woke up one day and I was taller than you?
Koschei: I have one fear
#and then it actually happened#doctor who#academy era#koschei oakdown#theta sigma#source:tumblr#incorrect doctor who quotes
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Eight: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Grace: Please never become a surgeon.
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Martha, searching through the first aid kit: Why would you fill it with cheetos?!
The Doctor, bleeding out: I thought it would be funny at the time.
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Mickey: Why are The Doctor and Rose sitting with their backs facing each other?
Jack: They had a fight.
Mickey: Then why are they holding hands?
Jack: The Doctor gets sad when they fight.
#doctor who#Nuwho#tenth doctor#rose tyler#mickey smith#jack harkness#tenrose#incorrect doctor who quotes#source:twitter
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Koschei: *traps a wasp under a cup*
Theta: *puts two more cups down*
Koschei: Please, no-
Theta: *starts shuffling the cups*
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Jack: Girls are hot.
Jack: Guys are hot too.
Jack: Why is everyone so hot?
Nine: Global warming.
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Nardole: So, I asked him what his pronouns were and he said “uh, PhD.”
Twelve, from the other room: You will refer to me as Doctor and Doctor alone!
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Jo: How tall are you?
The Master: Height is a social construct.
Three: So you’re short.
#doctor who#classic who#jo grant#third doctor#delgado!master#incorrect doctor who quotes#source: tumblr
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The Master, to the Doctor:My esteemed rival.
The Master:My beloved nemesis
The Master:Dearly detested
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The Rani: I have absolutely zero interest in friendship, I have absolutely zero interest in jokes, I am simply here to collect data and earn respect.
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The Master: Please bring your rats to the new castle flea market so I may bless/heal them. I'll be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen priest outfit
#doctor who#Nuwho#classic who#any iteration of the master really#but i post this with delgado or Missy in mind#incorrect doctor who quotes#source: dril
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Rose: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Mickey: Rude.
Nine: Not again.
Jack: Are you going to want this back?
#doctor who#Nuwho#rose tyler#mickey smith#ninth doctor#jack harkness#incorrect doctor who quotes#source: tumblr
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The Doctor: *Kisses the Master*
The Master: What is this?
The Doctor: Affection.
The Master: Disgusting.
The Master: Do it again.
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Ten:I'm lost without you.
The Master:What do I look like, a map?
#doctor who#Nuwho#thoschei#tensimm#tenth doctor#simm!master#incorrect doctor who quotes#source: unknown
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Nine: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Rose: What if I bite it and it dies?
Nine: That means you're venomous.
Jack: What if it bites itself and I die?
Nine: That's voodoo.
Rose: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Nine: That's correlation, not causation.
Mickey:What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Jack: That's kinky.
#Doctor Who#Nuwho#ninth doctor#rose tyler#jack harkness#mickey smith#incorrect doctor who quotes#source: tumblr
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