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puppies sleep on the ottoman at the foot of the bed. unless they're realllly good

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Everyone get more puppy now!!! Yes that includes you...come here. Yeah, right here. Good puppy! Open your mouth. Close it. Smile. See, you follow instructions so well. Means you were born to be a dog, through and through.

Oh come on, no complaining now. I can practically see your tail wagging! I know you like this. You fucking melt in my hands as I'm petting you. Wonder if I could get you to bark....c'mon c'mon, just one. One little bark. Or a woof, or however you sound, puppy. It's not embarrassing! Really, there's nothing wrong with embracing your natural self. I'll grind my knee into your puppy parts if that convinces you..... You want a treat, right? Just gotta bark......oh good puppy!! Very good. Very good indeed :)

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The end goal of dating isn't marriage. The goal is actually getting held captive and birthing its part insect spawn

Yeah man that fuckin rules. I'm married to the bug I'm fucking tho

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secret fetish photo anthology

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Furries reblog the fat money knot for friendly werewolf encounters and wealth

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the thing is i'm not even that actively into snuff it's just that "frantically mindlessly beating someone" and "accidental murder guilt" are two of the hottest looks of this summer

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i am not stalking you, i am looking out for you.

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I’m very passionate about smelling good

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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

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HOG CHOPPER photographed by Jim French COLT Studio Colt model Hog Chopper was seen in such publications as COLT’s MANPOWER #2 (1970), MANPOWER #6. (1971), and The Leather File (1973). Hog posed for still photography only - no loops - and no photographs exist showing him with an erection. But, DAMN, what a beautiful man.

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the top gets groped too

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Hahaha theres no WAY this is staying in the tags: *posts a grainy photograph of your darkened bedroom shot through a slightly opened door*

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theres nothing wrong with drinking excessively or taking other peoples prescription medications or jacking your friends off

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nin forced to change lyric to "I want to fuck you like a human" after warning post made by 15 year old